I need some of that famous CC creativity...
My dad is turning 60 this weekend and we're throwing him a surprise "Over the Hill" party. He's got a great sense of humor, so we're encouraging gag gifts. But I can't think of anything!!!! Any ideas out there? Anything goes! (except Viagra...he's my dad, that's just...gross) lol
and I'd add:
old age survival kit:
to the already mentioned Depends ....
laxative -- so you'll keep on movin'
preparation H -- so it'll all come out easy in the end
fixodent -- so you can keep on "chewin' the fat"
pair of cheap reading glasses or eye drops -- so they can't pull the wool over your eyes
ear wax remover -- so you can catch them talkin' about ya behind your back.
milk of mag or pepto bismal -- so you can stomach all the old age is goin' through at you.
skin cream -- so you don't look a dried ol' prune
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oh and a box of raisins -- so you can still be raisin a little he**!
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