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JUST A LITTLE HUMOR

post #1 of 16
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Just wanted to pass along this joke my mother gave me.
White Lie; Church Lady Joke

Alice was supposed to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake
sale, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food
cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.
She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake."
So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom.....a roll of toilet paper!
She plunked it in and covered it with icing. The finished product looked absolutely beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.
Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home. But, when her daughter arrived at the sale the attractive cake had already been sold. Alice was beside herself.
The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon. After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for dessert.
Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said,"What a beautiful cake!"
Alice just sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess
(Who was a prominent church member) say....
"Thank you, I baked it myself."


DON"T YOU LOVE IT?????
Good cakes aren't cheap,Cheap cakes aren't good.
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post #2 of 16
icon_eek.gif TOO FUNNY! LMAO!!!!
post #3 of 16
Can't stop laughing...very funny.
WE CC SISTERS AND BROTHERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER - LOVE AND PRAY FOR EACH OTHER - STAND WITH AND FOR EACH OTHER - SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER - YEP - THAT'S WHAT CAKE CENTRAL SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO BEST. !!!

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WE CC SISTERS AND BROTHERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER - LOVE AND PRAY FOR EACH OTHER - STAND WITH AND FOR EACH OTHER - SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER - YEP - THAT'S WHAT CAKE CENTRAL SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO BEST. !!!

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post #4 of 16
I love that one! I hope you don't mind here is another one I just got today from another decorator friend.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa:

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets
can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by
the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the
most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his ! hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake".
It's better to be Hated for who you Are,
Than Loved for who you're Not.
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It's better to be Hated for who you Are,
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post #5 of 16
Becca and Leily,

I'm laughing here icon_lol.gif Thanks's for sharing!

Jen
post #6 of 16
Becca and Leily,

Love it to death icon_lol.gif

You two are the bomb...I just can't stop laughing. icon_cry.gif

Please give more to help brighten up this Sunday!!
WE CC SISTERS AND BROTHERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER - LOVE AND PRAY FOR EACH OTHER - STAND WITH AND FOR EACH OTHER - SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER - YEP - THAT'S WHAT CAKE CENTRAL SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO BEST. !!!

www.freewebs.com/stephanie214
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WE CC SISTERS AND BROTHERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER - LOVE AND PRAY FOR EACH OTHER - STAND WITH AND FOR EACH OTHER - SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER - YEP - THAT'S WHAT CAKE CENTRAL SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO BEST. !!!

www.freewebs.com/stephanie214
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post #7 of 16
I forgot about this one, It is a photo. I'll see if I can get it to post.

I thought this was Way to funny, and unfortunatly I know people that would do this!!

Enjoy!
LL
It's better to be Hated for who you Are,
Than Loved for who you're Not.
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It's better to be Hated for who you Are,
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post #8 of 16
I would have done that when I got married 14 yrs ago, if I would have thought about it.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

"Quality Cakes Aren't Cheap and Cheap Cakes Aren't Quality"

It's not "just cake!"
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

"Quality Cakes Aren't Cheap and Cheap Cakes Aren't Quality"

It's not "just cake!"
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post #9 of 16
Yummy to the tummy...hope it was a causal wedding, come as you are type thing.
WE CC SISTERS AND BROTHERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER - LOVE AND PRAY FOR EACH OTHER - STAND WITH AND FOR EACH OTHER - SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER - YEP - THAT'S WHAT CAKE CENTRAL SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO BEST. !!!

www.freewebs.com/stephanie214
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WE CC SISTERS AND BROTHERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER - LOVE AND PRAY FOR EACH OTHER - STAND WITH AND FOR EACH OTHER - SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER - YEP - THAT'S WHAT CAKE CENTRAL SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO BEST. !!!

www.freewebs.com/stephanie214
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post #10 of 16
icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif I'm laughing so hard I can barely type!! Thanks for sharing!!

~Denise
Yep, That's Matthew McConaughey!!
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Yep, That's Matthew McConaughey!!
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post #11 of 16
Thanks for the laugh! icon_lol.gif
post #12 of 16
Now that is my husbands favorite type of cake!! LOL

Thanks for the jokes!!!
Sheila
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Sheila
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post #13 of 16
I needed a good laugh today.. Thank you!!!
Ginny
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Ginny
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post #14 of 16
Thread Starter 
Thanks ladies. They were passing it around the doctors office and my mom thought I would get a kick out of it and I just HAD to pass it on to CC.
Glad I could SPREAD a little humor.lol
Good cakes aren't cheap,Cheap cakes aren't good.
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Good cakes aren't cheap,Cheap cakes aren't good.
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post #15 of 16
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Oh.Thanks Leily for adding to the humor. I loved the redneck cake.
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