Weird Question From A Bride

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reginaherrin Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 1:46am
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Oh she definitely wins and all I can say is omg. 

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 2:32am
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ABwuahahahaha!

The funny thing is I once asked my gynecologist how she could look at vaginas all day, and she said "i'm not looking at vaginas, though, i'm looking at cervixes." Then she and the nurse got into a discussion about which was the wrost specialization. They decided proctology was the worst.

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 2:33am
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AAnd really, I don't know if that was much if a win or not!

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Norasmom Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 2:39am
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The immature part of me really wonders what possesses a man to go into gynecology. They aren't all twenty something year olds. The patients, that is.

That's not an immature thing to wonder.  

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Norasmom Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 2:44am
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I once asked a physician what he thought of male gynos.  He was in a different specialty.  His response:  "They're a little off…" 

 

I used to sell cosmetics at a department store.  Women would buy $95 containers of wrinkle cream, (which by the way don't work any better than what you get at Walgreens…).  They would come in, ask for their "free gift: and then come back and return an empty container for a refund about a month later.

 

I had to take it back, too…

 

Oh well…I still got my commission.  But that's just nuttiness…

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AZCouture Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 3:25am
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Oh, proctology! Yeah, who on earth decides they want to specialize in THAT?!?!

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MBalaska Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 3:36am
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someone who deals with a**holes just like the rest of us, but gets paid a million times more money.

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sewsugarqueen Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 3:41am
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MBalaska you just made my evening!!! But you are so right!!!!:D

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Apti Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 5:32am
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I'm still laughing out loud at Kara. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(still laughing.......)

 

 

 

 

 

(still laughing.....)

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810whitechoc Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 10:54am
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someone who deals with a**holes just like the rest of us, but gets paid a million times more money.


bahahahaha too right

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cazza1 Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 11:17am
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I'm quite surprised about the brides expecting freebies.  Where I live you only have to tack the word wedding on to things and the prices double and triple.

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 5:31pm
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someone who deals with a**holes just like the rest of us, but gets paid a million times more money.

Bwuahahaha! MBalaska for the win!

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hbquikcomjamesl Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 6:39pm
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Excuse me, but I happen to have a friend who's a physician. A male multi-specialist whose specialties include family practice, addictions, and . . . gynecology. He gave up obstetrics some years ago, but kept the gynecology specialty.

 

Why does anybody get into medicine at all, let alone any given specialty? Probably out of a calling to heal people.

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 6:58pm
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Excuse me, but I happen to have a friend who's a physician. A male multi-specialist whose specialties include family practice, addictions, and . . . gynecology. He gave up obstetrics some years ago, but kept the gynecology specialty.

 

Why does anybody get into medicine at all, let alone any given specialty? Probably out of a calling to heal people.

I heard one male gynecologist talk about how the worst part of the job was the stinky feet when people came in after wearing winter boots all day. Every job has "hazards" that nobody thinks about.

 

Podiatrist would be another one that I will never understand because I have an anti-foot fetish. I hate them all.

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AZCouture Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 7:02pm
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Oops, reign it in guys, they're healers, we shouldn't poke fun at them. Wonder what the proctologists are poking around in today.

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reginaherrin Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 7:32pm
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Oops, reign it in guys, they're healers, we shouldn't poke fun at them. Wonder what the proctologists are poking around in today.


hahahaha, too funny, can't stop laughing.

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AZCouture Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 7:54pm
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hahahaha, too funny, can't stop laughing.

I'm so glad we can be silly sometimes. :D

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AZCouture Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 7:58pm
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AYes, feet. Wowee what nastiness podiatrists must encounter sometimes.

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as you wish Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 8:04pm
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AMy neighbour pumps septic tanks for a living. I thought that was an awfully nasty job, and why would anyone do it? And then I realized that his house is twice the size of ours, he had a nicer car, a boat and a cottage. Maybe pumpin' poop isn't so bad!

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AZCouture Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 8:08pm
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My neighbour pumps septic tanks for a living. I thought that was an awfully nasty job, and why would anyone do it? And then I realized that his house is twice the size of ours, he had a nicer car, a boat and a cottage. Maybe pumpin' poop isn't so bad!

Oh yeah, the crappier the job, the bigger the paycheck! In some instances. That doesn't apply to baby butt or sheet cakes apparently...hmm.

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MBalaska Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 8:19pm
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Shoot! I thought all I had to do was wear clean underwear when I left the house.  Now I gotta watch my language when I'm in my house also.    Too many rules

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Annabakescakes Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 8:20pm
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My neighbour pumps septic tanks for a living. I thought that was an awfully nasty job, and why would anyone do it? And then I realized that his house is twice the size of ours, he had a nicer car, a boat and a cottage. Maybe pumpin' poop isn't so bad!
Oh yeah, the crappier the job, the bigger the paycheck! In some instances. That doesn't apply to baby butt or sheet cakes apparently...hmm.

IDK, when my kids were in daycare, it cost $450 a week for my 3 kids to go, Thank you taxpayers of 2004-2007. I wouldn't be where I am today without the subsidy, so I could work minimum wage for $190 a week after taxes.

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cakealicious7 Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 8:32pm
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AThis thread has been hilarious!! Great read

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 9:25pm
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Originally Posted by AZCouture 
 

Oops, reign it in guys, they're healers, we shouldn't poke fun at them. Wonder what the proctologists are poking around in today.

Oh, I think we all know that answer to that!

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scrumdiddlycakes Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 10:07pm
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I would rather be a proctologist than a dentist any day!
 

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 11:35pm
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I would rather be a proctologist than a dentist any day!
 

Oh gross! What about the guy who does the colonoscopies? Nasty!

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costumeczar Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 11:36pm
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What was the original post about on this thread? Haha! Oh yeah, brides wanting something for free. Not proctology.

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hbquikcomjamesl Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 12:44am
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Oh gross! What about the guy who does the colonoscopies? Nasty!

 

I wasn't going to be the first to bring that subject up, but since I didn't:

 

I rather enjoyed watching the first few minutes of my own on the monitor. Until the sedative kicked in, and I passed out. I understand that a British hospital has developed a procedure for doing it with the patient conscious and lucid throughout; count me in, if and when that procedure makes it to my side of the pond.

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MBalaska Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 1:17am
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So in effect, weird questions from brides brings out weird answers from bakers :D  might as well laugh about it.

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AivaCake Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 3:13am
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Next time say "for no additional charge I have personally autographed the bottom of your cake"

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