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Originally Posted by smittyditty View Post
 

Hello!!! I was just wondering how you price's are? Do you price by slice or per cake? I have been looking for someone to do my wedding & grooms cake! Thank you for your time!!

 

 

just got this one...lol..price by cake..

 

"I price by the oz consumed. The cake will be weighed before it leaves. Just bring back the uneaten portion and I will refund for the uneaten portion. Just don't try to put BB's between the layers so it will weigh more. People try that all of the time"

 

"I price by the centimeter."

 

"I don't price my cakes. I let the customer tell me what it is worth."

 

These just popped in my head

post #2057 of 2618
By the crumb.
elsewhere.
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elsewhere.
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post #2058 of 2618

First time client:

 

'I don't know what ganache is but I want a dark chocolate one in my cake. I want a hazelnut cake with mascarpone and coconut filling and that ganache.

 

I think it's a great combination, don't you?'

 

 

Yep.8O. Excellent. 

Paula
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post #2059 of 2618

Should have told her ganache was a critter that lived out in the woods and it will cost more to go out and hunt one!

lol

post #2060 of 2618

I think her idea about ganache was probably something like that.

 

I would get her a really expensive one in this case. Probably deeply tanned one that is more difficult to find (maybe not, we were in summer). :smile: 

Paula
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post #2061 of 2618
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Originally Posted by smittyditty View Post

Should have told her ganache was a critter that lived out in the woods and it will cost more to go out and hunt one!
lol

Rofl!!!
post #2062 of 2618

Some of the client's confusion/question may be because one can get gluten free products made from wheat with the gluten removed. Perhaps she or the person on whose behalf she is asking is allergic to something other than gluten that is found in wheat.

 

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Originally Posted by morganchampagne View Post


This makes me want to curse. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO SAY IT!!!!!!!! ITS WHEAT FREE
post #2063 of 2618

The chocolate ganache:

 

There. Their. They're not the same.

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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There. Their. They're not the same.

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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post #2064 of 2618
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Originally Posted by shanter View Post
 

The chocolate ganache:

 

lol!!
Is it weird that I find him oddly cute? In a demon possessed sort of way, lol.

post #2065 of 2618

Are you sure that's not a ChupaCabra?

post #2066 of 2618

You aren't the only one to find him oddly cute...

 

Though mine is in an adorable childhood memory way... 

For some reason I keep thinking of old Jim Henson movies... 

:lol:

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The white chocolate ganache:

 

 

 

I have to stop.

There. Their. They're not the same.

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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There. Their. They're not the same.

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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post #2068 of 2618
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Originally Posted by shanter View Post

The white chocolate ganache:





I have to stop.

O_o
post #2069 of 2618

Ughhh yuck but you are making me laugh shanter!

post #2070 of 2618

These are choice! Don't stop, but I truly don't see how you can top these two.

 

Jan

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles on it.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles on it.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
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