One in my inbox late this afternoon (a website enquiry notification):
Hello, I am just enquiring about your cakes, I just want to ask a few questions. Its my boyfriends birthday tomorrow and I was wondering do you have cakes already made in the shop for take away? Also what's the standard price for a chocolate cake? Thank you, xxxxxxx.
*sigh* To top it off, I then noticed the email address of the customer is a UK addy! If this person had spent longer than 0.05 seconds on my actual website (from where they'd sent this message ie using the guestbook), they would know that I do not have a shop front and that everything I do is CUSTOM MADE.