"can You Make Me This Cake?"
Decorating By dukeswalker Updated 28 Apr 2011 , 12:51am by JohnnyCakes1966
Her: "You know...like the one that Cake Boss did?"
I have a request for a square cake with a firetruck on top and a burning house - like the one Buddy did.....
Me: Sure! How many servings do you need?
Her: 20.
Me: ummmmmmm.......
Her: "You know...like the one that did?"
I have a request for a square cake with a firetruck on top and a burning house - like the one Buddy did.....
Me: Sure! How many servings do you need?
Her: 20.
Me: ummmmmmm.......
Her ... "like the one that (name any TV show cake person) did?"
Me ..... "Sure! I've always wanted to make a cake that started out with a $1500 minimum price tag, like he/she gets!! How high did you want to go?" (heh heh heh hehhhhhhh! 
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Her: "You know...like the one that did?"
I have a request for a square cake with a firetruck on top and a burning house - like the one Buddy did.....
Me: Sure! How many servings do you need?
Her: 20.
Me: ummmmmmm.......
Her ... "like the one that (name any TV show cake person) did?"
Me ..... "Sure! I've always wanted to make a cake that started out with a $1500 minimum price tag, like he/she gets!! How high did you want to go?" (heh heh heh hehhhhhhh!
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Love that response, Indydebi! I am going to file it away for future reference! 
Customer: I want a cake like this - (random internet photo they found, usually of a tiered fondant cake).
Me: (eyebrows up) Uh... this is Wal-Mart...
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Customer: So can I pick it up tomorrow?
bwahaha!! 
You could always say something like: "The smallest cake I make feeds 30 and the least I charge is $100. Decorations are extra and are based on my per-hour salary when I'm making them. If Buddy Valastro's name comes into it in any way, the price automatically goes up by $250. But even them I'm a steal and I'm worth it." Please feel free to make any necessary changes in the text as the situation warrants.
You guy's are cracking me up!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! I got one last week that said..."Let me know when you can come and pick up my deposit. I said sure! That will be $20.00 added to your tab, do you want your cake delivered too for an additional delivery fee? Ha ha...
You guy's are cracking me up!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! I got one last week that said..."Let me know when you can come and pick up my deposit. I said sure! That will be $20.00 added to your tab, do you want your cake delivered too for an additional delivery fee? Ha ha...
rofl!
I love the customers who want me to do licensed character cakes. When I tell them I can't, I've had responses from yelling at me to threatening to sue me to bribing me with extra cash and promising not to tell anyone. LOL. I told one woman I could do a base cake for her and she could buy the toy characters at Target. She asked if I would take that cost off my fee. 
Um...no. 
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