Are you kidding me????ahhhh - Page 5

That is hysterical!!!

Wanna hear a true and sad story? This is a complete change of attitude and atmosphere here--

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I worked in this bakery for years. And this one man would come in very regularly, at least once a week sometimes several times a week. He ordered a jillion 6" or7" cakes and happy birthday written on them for a million different people and a little number by the name, a 1 a 2 , 4, 7. so it'd be HB Tom 3, Mark 1, Jane 1, Ramon 2.

And he always wanted all these names & numbers crammed onto this little bitty cake and I was just a crabby cake decorator but after a while I finally got into doing the cakes up nice for him. But he was mostly last minute and a lotta names on a little bitty cake--annoying to a cake decorator--shame on me.

I'd try to leave off the flowers to fit all the names and he would have to talk me into cramming a coupla flowers on there. Was very important to him.

Over all those years I finally figured out it was for AA--cool huh? This little older gentleman would treat the AA'ers to a cake on their 'birthday'. And he was very very careful to get the names & numbers just right--was very important. But he was real secret about the whole thing--never let on himself that is was for AA.

One of his deranged AA members that he counseled shot him dead. And I was just looking it up and it appears as if the guy who shot him (and another person) got off on not guilty by reason of insanity.

http://www.tsc.state.tn.us/OPINIONS/tcca/PDF/022/FlakeC.pdf

There's no moral to the story. Except I hope I leave as nice a legacy to almost perfect strangers some day as Mr. Bizot left for me/us.

LOL

LOL, congrats on a black mound poo

I have none of those near me either. That's what online shopping is for..yay!

"Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities."

Satin Ice for my Red and Black. No fuss and it always turns out perfect.

I too always buy the red or black fondant because I could never, ever get those colors. And, I don't even want to attempt red/black buttercream

Americolor "super red" works good for me! Of course it does get sticky because of the amount you have to use but I just add more ps to stiffin' it up. HTH

Oh I hate red fondant, but I don't know a place to buy it online so I colour it myself,I just keep adding till I get the colour I want or near it anyway.