Will Never Buy From Home Baker
Decorating By quilting2011 Updated 27 Apr 2009 , 1:13pm by ntertayneme
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I'm alone tonight, my DH took my Son to the Sox/Yankee game, I was supposed to go but my Son BEGGED me to let him go instead.dkelly, you are sooo good, I would have screamed and cried and carried on until he gave up and let me go. I love Mike Lowell. Go Red Sox!!!
Well, I'm not thaaat good........today's my Son't 19th Birthday, so that's really the only reason I gave in. 
Mike Lowell is AWESOME, he had 6 RBI's yesterday.......he's also a *class act* Love him too.
Shannon, here's the link to emoticons like the one I used........
http://www.tech-faq.com/emoticons/Misc/emoticons.shtml
You just right click on the one you want and copy to the post a reply page when you're typing your response.
My hubby came in and started reading them....he wanted to know what I was doing...so then I had to explain about the whole *laundry* thing....
make sure you show him all the applause you got.
You are so right Theresa because my 2 year old has blown out some boogers the size of a golf ball...well almost
I don't think a 2 year old's boogers are all wrinkly and gray looking, like an older baker would have. I think they would be really smooth and shiny. I think they also would not carry as many germs....more just sweet thick juice.
Don't forget the nose hair stuck in it. That would be a dead giveaway.
Theresa 
You are so right Theresa because my 2 year old has blown out some boogers the size of a golf ball...well almost
I don't think a 2 year old's boogers are all wrinkly and gray looking, like an older baker would have. I think they would be really smooth and shiny. I think they also would not carry as many germs....more just sweet thick juice.
I swear BCJean.... you almost made me barf up my delicious, pubic hair ridden, snot filled, salmonella infected over-priced dinner I bought tonight... ugh....
your meal may have been overpriced and full of gunk...but hey, at least it didn't have an eggshell in it...then you'd have to call the health department!!
My hubby came in and started reading them....he wanted to know what I was doing...so then I had to explain about the whole *laundry* thing....
So, that means we'll see you back in about, say, 10 minutes?
Theresa
I just want to thank ya'll for all the entertainment this has been too funny
I've gotta tell you. In between posts I am TRYING to study for my political science class but it is really hard to do with visions of children and cats in ziplock bags, and people out there *putting the kids to bed*.... and I finally broke down and watched the dominos video (eeewww). How am I ever going to take the test tomorrow without recalling all this stuff and laughing out loud?
Sorry to break the fun ladies....
Shannon - TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, GO TAKE A SHOWER TO CLEAR YOUR MIND OF AL THIS LAUGHTER, AND THEN STUDY. YOUR POLISCI EXAM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS. BELIEVE ME, TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER IS THE ONLY WAY I GOT MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE LAST YEAR - I SWEAR
I will now step off of my soapbox.
For the rest of us, back to the fun
The problem with threads going off topic, is that not everyone wants to read 17 pages of non-cake-related posts. Threads like this are fine for the lounge (which I never go in, because I'm here for cake). If you want to joke around and talk about off-topic subjects, you should start a thread in the lounge.
I've gotta tell you. In between posts I am TRYING to study for my political science class but it is really hard to do with visions of children and cats in ziplock bags, and people out there *putting the kids to bed*.... and I finally broke down and watched the dominos video (eeewww). How am I ever going to take the test tomorrow without recalling all this stuff and laughing out loud?
Sorry to break the fun ladies....
Shannon - TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, GO TAKE A SHOWER TO CLEAR YOUR MIND OF AL THIS LAUGHTER, AND THEN STUDY. YOUR POLISCI EXAM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS. BELIEVE ME, TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER IS THE ONLY WAY I GOT MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE LAST YEAR - I SWEAR
I will now step off of my soapbox.
For the rest of us, back to the fun
You are so right. I just got myself some dinner and moved my books away from the computer. Good night everyone. Pleasant dreams. 
Or, alternately, you can just find another thread to read. There are thousands of them. Start with the first, and get back to us when you've caught up.
Theresa
My hubby came in and started reading them....he wanted to know what I was doing...so then I had to explain about the whole *laundry* thing....
So, that means we'll see you back in about, say, 10 minutes?
Theresa
Twice in one night............ahhhhhhhh to be young again
Last week I attended a wedding. It was a chocolate cake. I ate the cake and I could see the Broken egg shells. The mother in law made the cake.
It was gross.
I made scrambled eggs for my kids yesterday morning....I got egg shell in them. I found it and got it out, but I don't think that my kids would stop eating anything I make because of it. It's just egg shells.
OMG if you don't like what your reading don't read don't post let the rest of us laugh in peace. Some are only in it for the drama and stir the pot, some just choose to have a laugh and enjoy. To this I must toast, everyone with bugger juice in hand, continue to laugh on shell or no shell
Ok just to say, when i was 15, I worked in a country club and when it was slow, the waitresses had to help the cooks when someone was sick, so I remember me and this other guy that worked in the snack bar, They gave us one of those big 5 gallon buckets and told us to start craking eggs, so we did and when he cracked it, 1/2 the egg shell fell i the bucket...and i was like HEY LOOK....and he goes..what's more gross me sticking my hand in there to my elbows in this egg or having an egg shell in there? Aw hell it will get ground up when it gets scrambled. 
DH just reminded me of Mother's Day. One year the kids made me breakfast in bed. I stayed in bed even though all the smoke alarms were going off and played surprised. My lap was burned with the hot coffee, the toast was burnt past black and the only thing I thought I could eat with a straight face was the eggs. They put them in the blender to whip them fluffy, shells and all! The joy of it all, and I survived! Had he only decided to laundry 
It is absolutely imperative that you always know where your studs are. Can't let them get away!
(course you could stuff them in a Ziploc and duct tape them to the wall)
OMG - DH and I are both laughing our butts off now!
I've gotta tell you. In between posts I am TRYING to study for my political science class but it is really hard to do with visions of children and cats in ziplock bags, and people out there *putting the kids to bed*.... and I finally broke down and watched the dominos video (eeewww). How am I ever going to take the test tomorrow without recalling all this stuff and laughing out loud?
Sorry to break the fun ladies....
Shannon - TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, GO TAKE A SHOWER TO CLEAR YOUR MIND OF AL THIS LAUGHTER, AND THEN STUDY. YOUR POLISCI EXAM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS. BELIEVE ME, TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER IS THE ONLY WAY I GOT MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE LAST YEAR - I SWEAR
I will now step off of my soapbox.
For the rest of us, back to the fun
You are so right. I just got myself some dinner and moved my books away from the computer. Good night everyone. Pleasant dreams.
Good luck tomorrow on your exam!! Nighty, night!
I live on the Eastern Seaboard. The time now is 11:07 PM.
Theresa
Or, alternately, you can just find another thread to read. There are thousands of them. Start with the first, and get back to us when you've caught up.
Theresa
You said it sister!! This thread went off topic on what page 3.........why are the *killjoys* still reading it if they think it's childish and unproductive?
now this has absolutely nothing to do with anything just wondering what time is it in over there in America at the moment?
California....810pm, Sunday, April 26
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