Will Never Buy From Home Baker
Decorating By quilting2011 Updated 27 Apr 2009 , 1:13pm by ntertayneme
I actually had forgot that this was about eggshells....
So did 99% of us
Yeah, like, 15 pages ago. We have so-o-o moved on from all that tension - I wish others would, too.
Theresa 
well i came in a bit late but i love how this went (from what i have skimmed through) from egg shells to english lessons to cling wrap in there somewhere to 'laundry'.....love reading random stuff on here 
well back to the start, i wouldn't care about an egg shell, i would just think hhmmm crunchy and chew on...as long as i knew it was THAT LOL atleast it's not a hair etc
I've gotta tell you. In between posts I am TRYING to study for my political science class but it is really hard to do with visions of children and cats in ziplock bags, and people out there *putting the kids to bed*.... and I finally broke down and watched the dominos video (eeewww). How am I ever going to take the test tomorrow without recalling all this stuff and laughing out loud?
OMG.....I'm so sick of the constant "thread hijacking" that is going on lately on the CC....Can't we just follow the rules and act like adults with some sense people??? For goodness sakes anyways!!!
niliquely, this one's for you
Here's another for niliquely.............
sorry I can't get it to work, it was a cute smiley couple turning out the lights while kissing, then smoking a cigarette.......you get the picture!
I'm gonna loose my newbie status with this one topic. It started with me being kinda offended about the home baker thing being a home baker myself...but now I'm on the hunt for those kid size ziploc bags LOL
I bought mine at Sam's....
I was thinking more on the lines of putting my two year old in one...just long enough to get my fondant kneaded out to work with...she's a busy little booger and looooves playing with my fondant...if I could just fit her in one those big bags it would be great. LOl..
Oh I just had a thought...wouldn't you hate to bite down on a two year olds booger in your cake.
HHHHaaaaa!!!
Sorry, that was kinda gross I know!!
Oh yeah, I forgot about the OP. I thought this thread was about gross things in food, tying up your kids and *doing laundry*! Hehehe!
Oh I just had a thought...wouldn't you hate to bite down on a two year olds booger in your cake.
HHHHaaaaa!!!
How do you know it's a 2-year-old's booger and not something the baker flicked out of their nose? By the size?
Theresa
OMG.....I'm so sick of the constant "thread hijacking" that is going on lately on the CC....Can't we just follow the rules and act like adults with some sense people??? For goodness sakes anyways!!!
Serious question here... Is it still hijacking if the OP never came back? Obviously she has probably read the replys and didn't like the answers. I think the thread is ours now.
OMG.....I'm so sick of the constant "thread hijacking" that is going on lately on the CC....Can't we just follow the rules and act like adults with some sense people??? For goodness sakes anyways!!!
Serious question here... Is it still hijacking if the OP never came back? Obviously she has probably read the replys and didn't like the answers. I think the thread is ours now.
Wow.. for a junior member.. you're a pretty good thinker... 
You are so right Theresa because my 2 year old has blown out some boogers the size of a golf ball...well almost
OMG.....I'm so sick of the constant "thread hijacking" that is going on lately on the CC....Can't we just follow the rules and act like adults with some sense people??? For goodness sakes anyways!!!
The original thread sucked eggshells. We changed the subject, several times, and made it better.
Theresa
Oh I just had a thought...wouldn't you hate to bite down on a two year olds booger in your cake.
HHHHaaaaa!!!
How do you know it's a 2-year-old's booger and not something the baker flicked out of their nose? By the size?
Theresa
Actually, if my son's past behavior is any indication, a 2 year old's boogers must be quite tasty.
OMG.....I'm so sick of the constant "thread hijacking" that is going on lately on the CC....Can't we just follow the rules and act like adults with some sense people??? For goodness sakes anyways!!!
Serious question here... Is it still hijacking if the OP never came back? Obviously she has probably read the replys and didn't like the answers. I think the thread is ours now.
Wow.. for a junior member.. you're a pretty good thinker...
Thank you, thank you
You are so right Theresa because my 2 year old has blown out some boogers the size of a golf ball...well almost
I don't think a 2 year old's boogers are all wrinkly and gray looking, like an older baker would have. I think they would be really smooth and shiny. I think they also would not carry as many germs....more just sweet thick juice.
OMG.....I'm so sick of the constant "thread hijacking" that is going on lately on the CC....Can't we just follow the rules and act like adults with some sense people??? For goodness sakes anyways!!!
Serious question here... Is it still hijacking if the OP never came back? Obviously she has probably read the replys and didn't like the answers. I think the thread is ours now.
Every once in a while I get the feeling that my Mother has come back to life just to *take the fun out of* whatever I'm doing at the time 
Why would it bother you momkiksbutt (since the OP has not posted once on here) if a handful of us are having a little fun?
For goodness sakes anyways!!!! Read a few replies, you may just end up laughing with the rest of us...........laughter is a GOOD thing! What started out as a very insulting subject line to all of us home bakers, has ended up being lighthearted fun.
OK seriously ya'll...I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long. I've watched this post go from eggshells to laundry to saran wrapped kitties, kids in ziploc bags oh yeah....can't forget curly short hairs, long straight hairs, and finally boogers...what have we all come to...oh and the most recent..."thread hijacking".
I swear...I haven't stopped laughing yet!!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing (gag)
my sentiments exactly
You are so right Theresa because my 2 year old has blown out some boogers the size of a golf ball...well almost
I don't think a 2 year old's boogers are all wrinkly and gray looking, like an older baker would have. I think they would be really smooth and shiny. I think they also would not carry as many germs....more just sweet thick juice.
I swear BCJean.... you almost made me barf up my delicious, pubic hair ridden, snot filled, salmonella infected over-priced dinner I bought tonight... ugh....
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I'm alone tonight, my DH took my Son to the Sox/Yankee game, I was supposed to go but my Son BEGGED me to let him go instead.
dkelly, you are sooo good, I would have screamed and cried and carried on until he gave up and let me go. I love Mike Lowell. Go Red Sox!!!
OK seriously ya'll...I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long. I've watched this post go from eggshells to laundry to saran wrapped kitties, kids in ziploc bags oh yeah....can't forget curly short hairs, long straight hairs, and finally boogers...what have we all come to...oh and the most recent..."thread hijacking".
I swear...I haven't stopped laughing yet!!
I'm with you bakermommy4.... I keep expecting my DH to come upstairs to see what's happening, & to check out which comedy show I'm watching on TV!
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