Will Never Buy From Home Baker

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cakedoll Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:49pm
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I'm a very responsible and clean home baker. I always brush my dogs' teeth before I let them lick out the bowls and cake pans. icon_wink.gif




We're on water restriction. I guess I could use the water from the 50 gal aquarium....it IS filtered. After all, waste not-want not.

Ok...I really have to get off of this computer. I'm setting up a room with shelving for my cake books and supplies and I'm SUPPOSED to be baking a chocolate caramel cheesecake.

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playingwithsugar Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:50pm
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the bride didn't get charged extra for the extra protein




No, there's no charge for the extra protein, but there's a 25 cent charge per serve for the calcium in the shell.

So, now, does this work like a king cake? The person who gets the egg shell has a year of good luck, and has to bring the cake to the next wedding? icon_lol.gif

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angelicconfections Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:51pm
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Um, not to be inflammatory but the only sure fire way to never, ever, never, ever ever get egg shell in cake is 1, leave out the egg (yuk) or use egg beaters. icon_cool.gif

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Niliquely Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:52pm
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What about the word weird?

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Iloveweddings Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:52pm
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Egg shells =never buy from a home baker? icon_confused.gif That makes no sense.




I agree. Even a bakery or restaurant can have eggshells. icon_rolleyes.gif

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dreamdelights Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:53pm
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recycle food? I learn something new everday. Few mins to LCS

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mrsunknown Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:54pm
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Anyone else here think that our Miss Bundtdiva is upset that she wasn't asked to make the wedding cake? icon_lol.gif

BTW I see she hasn't posted any pic's of her infamous *bundts* icon_biggrin.gif




hehehehe, was thinking the same icon_biggrin.gif

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shelbur10 Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:54pm
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But do you wipe off the cats' feet before they jump on the cake? icon_lol.gif



I make tiny little booties for my cat out of the hairnet gauze.




LOVE the visual I got on this!! Cat booties...how about wrapping the cat up in hairnet gauze...LOL!!

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Alice1230 Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:55pm
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Not including the original post....I have never laughed so hard at a thread! LOVE IT. Thanks for all the laughs icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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playingwithsugar Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:56pm
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Note to self -

Be more selective as to whose threads I post an answer.

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Niliquely Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 11:56pm
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recycle food? I learn something new everday. Few mins to LCS




I know....getting super excited!!! (About LCS, NOT recycled food!) icon_lol.gif

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Alice1230 Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:00am
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I have a huge craving for pickles now icon_lol.gif Off to LCS!

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Melnick Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:02am
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Mmm - good point about the neighbour and weigh - maybe there's a bit more to the rule which says 'except if making an 'ay' sound too'? I think wierd comes under the i and e making an 'e' sound so to me, I think that works with the rule. You know, I've been using that rule for years and have never spelt neighbour or weigh wrong - it never occured to me that it didn't fit the rule!! You learn something new every day!

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shannon0407 Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:04am
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But do you wipe off the cats' feet before they jump on the cake? icon_lol.gif



I make tiny little booties for my cat out of the hairnet gauze.



LOVE the visual I got on this!! Cat booties...how about wrapping the cat up in hairnet gauze...LOL!!




Can't you just saran wrap kitty? icon_surprised.gif That way you don't have to go makin those darn booties everytime you make a cake.

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playingwithsugar Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:07am
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But do you wipe off the cats' feet before they jump on the cake? icon_lol.gif



I make tiny little booties for my cat out of the hairnet gauze.



LOVE the visual I got on this!! Cat booties...how about wrapping the cat up in hairnet gauze...LOL!!



Can't you just saran wrap kitty? icon_surprised.gif That way you don't have to go makin those darn booties everytime you make a cake.




You can, but you have to put a preemie diaper on kitty's butt, first. icon_lol.gif

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costumeczar Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:07am
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The entire i before e rhyme is:

"I" before "e" except after "c", or when sounded like "AY" as in "neighbor" or "weigh."

See, you learn something new every day, even though you were doing it right all along!

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shannon0407 Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:13am
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But do you wipe off the cats' feet before they jump on the cake? icon_lol.gif



I make tiny little booties for my cat out of the hairnet gauze.



LOVE the visual I got on this!! Cat booties...how about wrapping the cat up in hairnet gauze...LOL!!



Can't you just saran wrap kitty? icon_surprised.gif That way you don't have to go makin those darn booties everytime you make a cake.



You can, but you have to put a preemie diaper on kitty's butt, first. icon_lol.gif

See this is why health codes are so annoying. Before you know it poor kitty looks like a sumo wrestler all because someone who might be "allergic" to cats doesn't want cat hair in their cake.
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playingwithsugar Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:14am
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It beats duct tape across the butt! icon_lol.gif

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shannon0407 Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:15am
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Now I was all excited about sumo kitty that somehow I put my comment under Teresa's name! Very interesting..

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playingwithsugar Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:17am
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Aww, don't be sad. I figured it out.

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Niliquely Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:19am
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Ruth0209 Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:19am
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The entire i before e rhyme is:

"I" before "e" except after "c", or when sounded like "AY" as in "neighbor" or "weigh."

See, you learn something new every day, even though you were doing it right all along!




I think the actual rule is, the English language doesn't make any sense, few rules apply, and you just have to memorize how to spell stuff!!

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Niliquely Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:21am
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I think the actual rule is, the English language doesn't make any sense, few rules apply, and you just have to memorize how to spell stuff!!




I think this is something like what I usually told the students when they asked me why why why during English class....or I told them that the word was probably borrowed or derived from another language.

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Melnick Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:24am
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Okay - so putting all the bits together, the entire rule must be:

i before e, except after c or when making an 'ee' or 'ay' sound.


Lot of exceptions, ay?!

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mrsunknown Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 12:58am
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But do you wipe off the cats' feet before they jump on the cake? icon_lol.gif



I make tiny little booties for my cat out of the hairnet gauze.



LOVE the visual I got on this!! Cat booties...how about wrapping the cat up in hairnet gauze...LOL!!



Can't you just saran wrap kitty? icon_surprised.gif That way you don't have to go makin those darn booties everytime you make a cake.




hahaha, not sure if saran wrap is like cling wrap/plastic wrap? but i just got some weird visuals from the movie bad boy bubby where he wraps the cat up in cling wrap.......now that is one home kitchen you wouldn't want your cake to be baked in!!!!!!!!




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playingwithsugar Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 1:02am
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Yes, sorry, sometimes we forget that there are people from other countries here. Saran wrap is plastic wrap, is cling wrap.

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shannon0407 Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 1:05am
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mrsunknown, yes saran wrap is cling wrap...

I feel a responsibility here to say that you should most definitely NOT wrap up kittie's head. icon_sad.gif

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KitchenKat Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 1:05am
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Whoa! Short and curlies, long black hair, fingernails. Yuck! But at least we can think (hope??) they're there accidentally. Have you seen the Dominoes video about two idiots deliberately dirtying up the food???

I'm not naive; I've worked in hotel kitchens so I know what's going on. But this video make me never want to eat out again. I've never seen such disrespect.

(note: the original video was pulled so you can only see snippets from a newscast)


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all4cake Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 1:09am
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too many exceptions to remember. I like the idea of remembering how to spell the stuff....
the 'except for when making an ee sound' doesn't hold true when you throw in retrieve....unless the e at the in cancels that whole exception in which case that exception shouldn't be an exception at all....

eight(ay sound)
height (I sound)
so should it be i before e except after c except with making an ay, ee, or i sound?

I googled it and there were so many exceptions that the rule shouldn't even be considered a rule at all.

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Niliquely Posted 27 Apr 2009 , 1:12am
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You guys are hilarious - this forum started so nasty and now it is about cats and English with some food bits stuck between! I love you all!

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