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post #1 of 44
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Hey Everyone! I've just gotten "another" strange request - it never fails to amaze me! icon_rolleyes.gif I got an order for 100 Anti-Valentine Cookies ... Hmmmmmmm ... Ive been thinking all morning and so far have failed to come up with more than a few designs!!! Any help and ideas will so be appreciated!!! TFL! Happy Baking!
I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

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Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

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Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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post #2 of 44
black hearts instead of red
broken hearts instead of regular
"real" (think hospital show) hearts instead of cartoon ones
sour puss faces instead of smiley
conversation hearts with slams instead of compliments

see: http://shop.cafepress.com/anti-valentines

HTH Rita
post #3 of 44
Weird!! why would someone go out of their way for an anti-anything.
All I can think of is, make the normal valentine cookies and then put a line across them. More like "No Entry" sign or "No left turn sign".
So, if you have a heart with "be mine" on it, put a black line across it to stick it out.

Sounds weird, sorry. I have very very very limited imagination.
post #4 of 44
Thread Starter 
Rita & Cookie Addict ... those are all great ideas, and I had only thought of a couple of them so I'm adding these to my list! Thanx alot!

Cookie addict ... Its for an office of 6-7 girls who ALL are single, divorced or going thru a divorce. They decided to throw a big sha-bang on V-Day and thats why they wanted them ... I thought it was way funny BUT hard to make a "cute" cookie anti-anything!! icon_lol.gif

Thanx again!
I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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post #5 of 44
Conversation Heart cookies with anti-Valentine's messages?
"To laugh often and to love much..., to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self..., this is to have succeeded."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"To laugh often and to love much..., to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self..., this is to have succeeded."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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post #6 of 44
Last year @ my friends' bunco night she had paper plates, napkins, etc that wer covered in conversation hearts - each heart had a hilarious phrase, but I can't remember any of them! Hopefully they'll sell them again this year, in the meantime I'll see if she can remember any of them...I think they were like, "Eat Me," "Go Away," "Loser." NoWay," "Drop Dead" "get lost" "maybe Not" etc hth
post #7 of 44
My favorite anti-valentine page - http://www.meish.org/vd/
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Tommy's favorite song? Roll roll roll your goat
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post #8 of 44
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O great! Thank ya'll so much for the great links AND advice! Its really been so helpful!! And will make it so much easier! thumbs_up.gif
I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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post #9 of 44
I've done these and they were a blast! Think of all the things you hate about Valentine's day -- the commercialism, pressure, insincerity, etc. You can really have some fun with it! HTH!

I'm doing a few this year and these are my favorites:
(conversation hearts)

shut up
Hell no
it's you, not me
over you
Go away
FU
punk
you suck
bite me
WTF?
cry baby
I Hate U
Loser
Love stinks
post #10 of 44
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honeydukes

I've done these and they were a blast! Think of all the things you hate about Valentine's day -- the commercialism, pressure, insincerity, etc. You can really have some fun with it! HTH!

I'm doing a few this year and these are my favorites:
(conversation hearts)

shut up
Hell no
it's you, not me
over you
Go away
FU
punk
you suck
bite me
WTF?
cry baby
I Hate U
Loser
Love stinks



rotflol - I love it! "As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post
post #11 of 44
Oh my - I've been going through that cafepress site. It's so funny!
Tommy's favorite song? Roll roll roll your goat
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Tommy's favorite song? Roll roll roll your goat
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post #12 of 44
Thread Starter 
OMGosh! These are so good! With all this help, Im actually looking forward to doing them now!!!

I cant wait to get started! icon_lol.gif

And the links ya'll sent are hilarious! I didnt know Anti-Valentines could be so funny!

Thanx everyone!!
I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
Reply
I'm NOT 40 something ... I'm $39.99 plus shipping and handling!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Words from the lovely caterer Goldy: "When in doubt; Bundt"
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post #13 of 44
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellobutterfly

"As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post


Can't believe I missed that one -- it's only my sister's favorite thing to say (with a dramatic eye roll thrown in)!! She is a grown adult with kids. I cringe every time I hear it.

I do love "Eat me!" Wouldn't that be funny on a pair of those heart deco'd boxers?

Drop dead also says it all, doesn't it? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Are we twisted? icon_confused.gificon_biggrin.gif
post #14 of 44
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honeydukes

Quote:
Originally Posted by yellobutterfly

"As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post


Can't believe I missed that one -- it's only my sister's favorite thing to say (with a dramatic eye roll thrown in)!! She is a grown adult with kids. I cringe every time I hear it.

I do love "Eat me!" Wouldn't that be funny on a pair of those heart deco'd boxers?

Drop dead also says it all, doesn't it? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Are we twisted? icon_confused.gificon_biggrin.gif



I know, I was just thinking, "Is it weird that these are so funny to me?" ha...I think my favorite is "it's you, not me" gigglegiggle...
post #15 of 44
This is a great idea for a party. I just might steal it. icon_smile.gif
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