Oh M-E-L puleeze stop!
Milk toast was one of our favorites as a kid! Mom would make it whenever we were coming off having the flu or any other type of illness. I tried making it but never could get it quite like Mom's. <very deep sigh> We thought that was the best treat in the world when we were kids.
Had a friend once who made coffee soup.... crackers, coffee, milk & sugar. It was AWESOME! No one could make it like he did despite his being more than willing to give out the recipe & showing folks how. I've learned that some folks just have a "gift" to make certain things.
Here's another cinnamon toast idea... get a really dense loaf of whole wheat bread, toast it, butter & add cinnamon & honey! Even our 2 sons ate it with abandon when they were kids. It's breakfast time here in NW Ohio & I sure could use something like that!