stacking system... used when assembling a tiered cake
or
.... the order in which you eat the various parts of a cake during the making process - quality control purposes only
1. cake cutoffs
2. filling
3. cake cuttoff with filling
4. butter cream
5. cake cutoff with filling and buttercream
or am I the only quality control freak
Another one:
Cake tiers - what I cry when my cakes don't come out right \\
And another:
Edible image - what I wanted and thought my cake should look like but didn't turn out - then the cake tiers come - lol
And another:
Cake Stand - an elevated plate on which we display cakes
Cake Stand - an event where someone must eat cake while being held upside down...
...you know, like a keg stand? Anyone?
A cake stand could also be a decorator "taking a stand" against all those "cake dummies" who want a cake for next to nothing.
baking strips....for making cakes rise evenly
or
something done to alleviate DH's boredom when you're baking
cake board: platform for your cake
cake bored: what happens after a big cake project or a cake project gone wrong
OMG! Too funny! After the baking "strips" you get your cake to "rise" hehehehe I know, Im bad!
Temper...even the tempature of hot to cold mixtures
Temper...what I had after the bride didnt show up for her cake tasting!! Then ofcourse I had the "cake tiers" for spending all that time cleaning my house and baking for her!!!
Figure piping: piping 3d images in buttercream onto your cake
Figure piping: What happens after too many years of piping and tasting your piping mistakes
wilton: well known cake decorating supplies manufacturer
wiltin': what my roses look like (not good at that yet!)
Cake Ball...what you do with your scraps of cake to make extra money off of instead of throwing away.
Cake Ball...(Could go dirty on this one but I wont go there!) A fancy dance that cakes go to, to meet their Prince!!
OMG! Too funny! After the baking "strips" you get your cake to "rise" hehehehe I know, Im bad!
weirkd - we must have the same sense of humour - I was sorely tempted to mention the 'rise' but didn't want to offend anyone
lol Must be! I also came up with a couple with Gum Tex (an old Texan Cowboy with no teeth) and Gum Arabic (an old Arabian with no teeth) .
Hope it doesnt offend anyone!
Gum Tex (an old Texan Cowboy with no teeth)
I think I saw him at Whataburger...
cake comb--tool used to put a nice ridged design on the side of a cake.
cake comb---what a hairy cake uses to groom itself........
what DH is going to have if he pokes his head in this kitchen again and asks me if Ithink am going to finish this cake on time............
Ok and my last one for tonight...
separating eggs....what you have to do with them when they just dont get along!!!...kinda like my kids at the moment!!!
Cake Ball...what you do with your scraps of cake to make extra money off of instead of throwing away.
Cake Ball...(Could go dirty on this one but I wont go there!) A fancy dance that cakes go to, to meet their Prince!!
Cake balls just came to mind for me, too. I was thinking:
Cake balls: crumbled cake combined with buttercream icing and rolled into balls, covered with chocolate or candy melts.
Cake balls: getting up the nerve to try a topsy turvy or wedding cake for the first time.
These are lame:
Coupler: a dating service.
Doctored mix: a mix who feels all better after seeing the doctor
Tool Caddy: someone who carries all your tools around for you
Bench Scraper: someone who scrapes the stuff off benches
airbrush - what we use to color our cakes
airbrush - what all models have done before they get published in a magazine
All-Purpose Flour - what we use when making a scratch cake
All-Purpose Flour - what my husband buys me for every time he is in the dog house.
Basketweave - decorating a cake to make it look like a basket
Basketweave - a hairstyle that is sewn in to allow you to hold produce on your head (ok maybe that one was kinda stupid lol)
Cake Ball...what you do with your scraps of cake to make extra money off of instead of throwing away.
Cake Ball...(Could go dirty on this one but I wont go there!) A fancy dance that cakes go to, to meet their Prince!!
Cake balls just came to mind for me, too. I was thinking:
Cake balls: crumbled cake combined with buttercream icing and rolled into balls, covered with chocolate or candy melts.
Cake balls: getting up the nerve to try a topsy turvy or wedding cake for the first time.
BBBBWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm dyin!!! Mine grow bigger and bigger every weekend!!!
Cup cakes.....how we gingerly hold our cakes as we carry them to their destination!
Cake Stand.....what decorators get on when they are being self righteous at times and preaching.
cookie cutter...the types of cakes walmart, meijers, and other big box bakeries put out...They all look alike!
Ganache.....what I say when I am flustered!
Oven.....what my kitchen is like in the summer and the AC is out!
Discount.... what many of us do to our talents (our own worst critics)
INDY DEB..... a lone baker Ready to take her Cake Walk into cakesociety
buttercream....what a baker uses on her face at night before bed.
Cake Glaze.....what we look like after umpteen hours of decorating and lack of sleep.
Spun sugar.....what we do to try and placate an unhappy customer.
INDY DEB..... a lone baker Ready to take her Cake Walk into cakesociety
buttercream....what a baker uses on her face at night before bed.
Cake Glaze.....what we look like after umpteen hours of decorating and lack of sleep.
Spun sugar.....what we do to try and placate an unhappy customer.
Lol, to funny,
Hey Kim Loves this thread thanks for letting me know about it.
Food Coloring : what we using to make our cakes and cookies colorful.
Food Coloring: What the wonderful colors of our hands having made a cake and having people look at us lik we may have a descease when they see our hands. We all have had that look at least once.
lemon extract.... flavoring
lemon extract....what we do at the venue when we have a caketastrophy!
Bench scraper....another name for the kid on the team that the coach wont let play!
I had another good one but now I cant remember it!!
Ok, another one..
Oven guard - a metal plate you put under your pies to prevent drips getting in your oven.
Oven guard - Me whenever I bake something for a function or client and have to hide it from the family!
I forgot all about this!
Ok, I had to go back over the thread to see what was used already.
The only thing I can think of at the moment is Cake Release.
Cake Release - the spray you use so that your cakes dont stick to the pans.
Cake Release - the feeling you get after you accomplished the most wonderful looking cake you've ever done and now have to give it away and dont want to!!! (its also the satisfaction you get after using your cake skills.)
garbage disposal-appliance in the kitchen that disposes of organic waste from cooking (egg shells, chicken bones)
garbage disposal-husband or child who eats just about every left over scrap of cake and scalding hot cookies right out of the oven.
piping bag-tool used to hold frostings to make pretty decorations on cakes
piping bag-know it all office coworker who likes to gossip
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