I was thinking last night in bed (I have things about cakes running around my head at night !) how fun it would be to start a thread that was sort of a David Lettermans top ten list or cake terms with a new meaning.
Example : A cake dummy We all know that their styrofoam dummies but a new term could be ...
A cake dummy - the customers you get that thinks wedding cakes are made in an hour.
So if any of you would like to contribute, I think this would be hilarious!!!
Aww this would be fun!! Too bad I don't have an imagination... 
Aww this would be fun!! Too bad I don't have an imagination...
LOL about the cake dummy!!! My husband said he was going to get a piece of styrofoam to practice frosting on and I said, "Oh, a cake dummy!" and he got really ticked off. I had to get him to google cake dummy before he would calm down.
Kind of silly....but my 8 year old daughter came up with this one.
gumpaste flowers-Can I get mine made with Juicy Fruit? She will even help chew it first!! (ewwww! 
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KA Mixer - love it!!!
Decorator tip: Run away, run away...while you still can!!!
Piping Bag.....the crabby woman wielding (sp?) the RI
Royal icing: the stuff we decorate our cookies with.
Royal icing: what happens when you want to give the queen of England a high five and she turns her back on you. (She leaves you in the cold...aka giving you a "Royal icing").. 
. Now i feel really stupid!
Oh, Oh and cake board....dh on a Friday night when I'm baking and he's got nothing to do
Thanks for startin this 
Kind of silly....but my 8 year old daughter came up with this one.
gumpaste flowers-Can I get mine made with Juicy Fruit? She will even help chew it first!! (ewwww!
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Actually, you can make them with bubble gum (the unchewed variety). They don't dry out while you're working on them, and the kids go crazy for them 
so she's not too far off there.
Meringue powder: the stuff to add to icings etc..
Merengue powder : what happens if you are dancing the merengue and fall on your butt.
SFS system: (stress free support system): what we use to support our tiered cakes.
SFS system: husband who get's kicked out of the kitchen everyitme your are baking and never gets cake, but still tells you your cakes are beatuful and pays for your "global sugar art" bills.
Crimper - used to imprint designs into fondant
Crimper - used to achieve 80's hair perfection
Meringue powder: the stuff to add to icings etc..
Merengue powder : what happens if you are dancing the merengue and fall on your butt.
SFS system: (stress free support system): what we use to support our tiered cakes.
SFS system: husband who get's kicked out of the kitchen everyitme your are baking and never gets cake, but still tells you your cakes are beatuful and pays for your "" bills.
HA HA HA sooooo true! I had to kick DH out the other day he was hovering over a freshly baked cake looking for cake scraps... LOL
After all the CC (aka..criticism and commentary...lol) on here lately this is really funny and much needed....Now were is Indydeb $.02? 
cup cakes...check list for having a coffee
cup cakes...check list for having a coffee
LOL, that's so cute!
No worries if IndyDebi doesn't show up. Over on the Business board, LorieMoms is making an IndyDebi doll to sit on your shoulder and coach you when you're tempted to discount. Red bra strap showing, and, I think, a nice tulle-covered white lace hat with veil.
What should we have the doll say when we pull the string on her back? (OK, showing my age--I guess now it's when you press her hand or even just give a voice command.)
What should we have the doll say when we pull the string on her back? (OK, showing my age--I guess now it's when you press her hand or even just give a voice command.)
I think the indydebi doll should say ' don't be upset; what comes out of my mouth is censored on it's way down from my brain, you're getting the nice version
This is in no way meant to mean or rude to indydebi - i think she is hilariously funny and have nothing but the greatest of repect for her.
OMG Guys! These are hilarious! This is exactly what I intended. Something fun, to lighten things up from all the other threads that get too heated!
I love the food processor....than can be my teenager!! lol
And Royal Icing.. .too funny! I can just picture the Queen of England snubbiing someone!
And cake central...yep, my house also on a wedding cake week!
Ok I have another one....
Vanilla Extract....What people with music sense did
to Vanilla Ices' career in the 80's.
..ok kinda lame...but keep it going!..
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