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"This is a non-smoking area. If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
"This is a non-smoking area. If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
That cracks me up! I should put that sign on the front door the next time my mom comes over.
I used to go to a restraunt in Kilgore Tx that had a large sign saying, "Free Fajitas Tomorrow". It got me the first time as I got excited about coming back the next day for free fajitas. Then I realized it was a permanent sign and everyday it says, "Free Fajitas Tomorrow"[/quote]












