. . . I had a friend who worked in the bureau of vital statistics . . . birth certificates for twin girls surname "Gonna" . . . yup, you guessed it Ima and Ura . . . some kids parents

Okay, I went camping this past weekend and there was a sign in the campground office I just loved...totally thought of this thread...it read:

If you're grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

I want to wear one of those around my neck!!!!

I have only read to page 8, but I thought that I would add the Minister that married my husband and I...

Reverend Love!!!!

We laugh about it often..

I worked with a man who knew twin boys named Lemongelo and Orangelo
Mom named them after Lemon Jello and Orange Jello...

Oh yea I forgot to add my mom grew up and there were two people that live next door to them around from her side by side and their names were THE PETERS AND THE BUTTS!!! LOL

didn't read the entire thread to if this is a repeat sorry. I took DD took the specialty doc last week and they sent her to the ortho xray lab, the lady at the counter who mind you works with kids everyday of her life in a childrens hospital, was very short and rude. There was a sign behind her desk that said:

"Children left unattended will be handed a cup of coffee and a new puppy"

I thought that she was probably just the type of person who would do that

foxymama,I too, know this kids. And it is true. Named afer jello.

Sign on VERY dirty truck read "I wish my wife was this dirty!"

Also, seen on a sign outside a local tire service dealership read "Best place in town to take a leak".

Sign on VERY dirty truck read "I wish my wife was this dirty!"

Also, seen on a sign outside a local tire service dealership read "Best place in town to take a leak".

My mom was 9 years old when it was explained to her that when you get married you get to change your name. "Oh boy", she thought "I've always wanted to be called NANCY!! I can't wait to change my name!" She was sadly disappointed when she found out that it's the last name that gets changed . . . she no longer fancies the name Nancy now . . .

OMG....my husband went to school with an Orangelo....too funny!

When I was pregnant with my second son, my doctor's name was Dr. Hyman. She ended up giving birth the day before me, so she didn't deliver my baby. Who did? Her former medical partner, Dr. Beaver. Can you imagine being the receptionist there? "Thank you for calling Drs. Hyman and Beaver's office."

my dad went to sea with a scottish man called Randy Dick. I mean come on seriously lol.

I just got back from lunch at a local small town restaurant. Beside of the register was a sign that said, "Eat here and bowl free." Someone had taken the "bowl" and left the "free bowling" business cards lying there. I couldn't wait to get back and post that on this thread. Dear Lord....

I used to go school with a guy whose name was...get ready

ready..

DALY SEAMAN

What on earth were those parents thinking!

Well as far as names go, I can pretty much take the cake on that one.
Growing up, my good friends had cousins with the last name of Crapps so you can imagine all the teasing that goes with that name. Most people hesitate to even say it out loud but it is what it is. Little did I know that years later I would marry one of their cousins.

KimAZ

Our local brewery stresses local and quality foods, but is a family environment. Their menu has this at the bottom:


Parents: When visiting our Gardens, please make sure your kids stay to the pathways and grass areas. Children straying from pathways and grass areas and/or unattended will be used as organic plant fertilizer.
As such, and in consideration of the health of our plants, please do not feed your children chemical and additive laden foods.

My husband's friend is Mike Rotch. They shorten it to "crotch".

I tutored a kid named Jacobo Jacobo.

OMG, I am dying over here!! This thread is great!!

Ok, here are my few...

My best friends initials are P.A.P. I always (lovingly, of course) teased her about that. She is about to marry my brother so her initials will be P.A.M. A little better.

A couple of years ago I went on vacation to South Padre Island in TX and passed a sign for a small town that read "Thank you and cum again." We stopped and took our picture by it, but of course cant find the picture now.

I had a friend in high school who was the youngest of 4 boys in their family. All the boys names were initials J.R., J.D., J.W., and his was J.C. you know and each stood for their two names. Jeremiah Daniel, Jared William, etc. J.C.'s was for Justin Case... Justincase he was a boy! Guess he was a little surprise!

Oh, and I used to work for a lady who said her husband's "man doctor"'s name was Dr. Wakit.

My former mother in law was born with the last name of Spoor. She married a man by the name of Richard(Dick) Allcock. After he passed away, she remarried, this time to a man by the last name of Wetmore. One of the cousins in that family named his daughter Fannie Mae Wetmore. She changed her name as soon as it was legally possible!

I remember...many many years ago....a motel with a fancy resturant opened..... Sign:
"King size beds"
"Dancing Nightly"

boo..I know...but it was funny in the 60's

There is a towing service in a nearby town that advertises 23 1/2 hour towing services. I asked the man's daughter what he meant, she said that if you can't reach him, that's the 1/2 hour he's off!! lol

The other one I think is tacky. It's a home improvement company and on all of their trucks they have the slogan: if you can nail it or screw it, we can do it.

quote: "babysat for a lady in highschool who told me about a guy she went to highschool with. His name was Harold Dick..... went by Harry. "



That reminds me of the time in middle school when we ALL had to watch that lovely film from the health department. The head nurse showing the film: Nancy Dick. (not married at the time). Her father's name: Harry. Her sister's: Ophelia. Some people are just cruel to their children!!

My father is a member of the Moose Lodge and he is friends with a man named David Accock. He has a daughter named Carrie. Can you imagine the teasing she got with the name Carrie Accock?

I have nothing to add but a HUGE (((Thank You)))) for such a great laugh this morning!!!!!!!!! Just hilarious!

A friend saw this in a small town here in Texas... she said she had to turn around and get a picture!!