Post Your Worst Cake!! (Cpntinued Since After The Crash)

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Cakejeanie Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 3:23pm
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yay I love this thread! I looked at some photos of my older cakes, and I decided that this cake wasn't necessarily the worst cake, just the worst figure ever:

 

 

The figure was meant to be a replica of my daughter in gumpaste- her nose is all squashed, her eyes are mega dilated (drugs?), I couldn't get the left arm straight, and the bow is terrible! The rest of the cake, however, wasn't too bad overall, just pretty far from perfect lol. Check out the weird green star piping on the bottom!

 

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cheeseball Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 3:24pm
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The Santa cake: every. single. time.  Wait - how have I just now noticed the balls on Santa's chin?!

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hbquikcomjamesl Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 3:42pm
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The Santa cake: every. single. time.  Wait - how have I just now noticed the balls on Santa's chin?!


Does that mean he's a Ballchinian?

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7031annie Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 4:15pm
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I so have to go back and read all this thread. I LOVED the booties and chewie on the original thread.  I must say Santa is epic lol  One thing I have loved about this site, not only great folks taking the time to give helpful honest advice but awesome sense of humor.  

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cheeseball Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 4:19pm
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Ha! That is prezactly what I thought!

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cheeseball Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 4:20pm
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Does that mean he's a Ballchinian?

whoops, didn't quote ya

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zefron Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 10:02pm
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Oh dear, looking back on my earliest cakes, I just want to stuff my head in a bucket of buttercream and cry. I won't be a chicken though. Here's my attempt at a topsy turvy cake about 5 years ago... My lame excuse? I was 13 and had no idea what I was doing. I just wanted to eat the fondant.

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hbquikcomjamesl Posted 14 Mar 2014 , 10:57pm
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Wow. Traditional plastic candleholders, the kind that were on every grocer's shelves back in the 1960s and 1970s, and are almost unobtainable today.

 

I've seen worse.

 

I've done worse, on things that were far less ambitious, and still had the result very well (or at least, very tactfully) received.

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Osgirl Posted 15 Mar 2014 , 3:20am
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The sad thing is...there's a new shop that opened up near where I live and the cakes on this thread are way better than the cakes from this place. I keep thinking it'll probably go out of business soon. The reviews people leave on FB are frightening. I look at their cakes on their FB page once in awhile and I am embarrassed for them. :(

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Cupcakeoddity Posted 17 Mar 2014 , 3:24pm
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A[IMG]http://cakecentral.com/content/type/61/id/3206019/width/200/height/400[/IMG]

My first attempt at an ice cream cake! Horrible

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CakesbyKadi Posted 18 Mar 2014 , 9:36pm
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My worst cake. Made this for a friend's son last year. I don't know what the heck happened. The fondant wouldn't cooperate and the little characters just looked like crap. Lol Oh well. She loved it, the baby didn't really have an opinion, and everyone said it tasted good!

 

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just4fun26 Posted 24 Mar 2014 , 5:28pm
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A[IMG]http://cakecentral.com/content/type/61/id/3210121/width/200/height/400[/IMG] This is not my cake but an acquaintance who is trying to start a business (illegally) from home. I feel like it must be shared.

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djdanieldj Posted 24 Mar 2014 , 5:52pm
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Ahttp://cakecentral.com/g/i/3207393/daniel-filipovici-despicable-me-2-cake/sort/thumbs/

Here is one of my best cake! About cartoon.. Despicable Me 2 .. Very difficult structure high 1.35m

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djdanieldj Posted 24 Mar 2014 , 5:55pm
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doramoreno62 Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 7:56am
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Your cakes are awesome djdanieldj, but this thread is about posting your WORST cakes. If those are your worst, then I bow down to you.

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810whitechoc Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 8:51am
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This is not my cake but an acquaintance who is trying to start a business (illegally) from home. I feel like it must be shared.


You are correct, this must be shared, just so my eyes can bug out of my head in disbelief :shock: 

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rosemary25 Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 12:47pm
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My worst cake. Made this for a friend's son last year. I don't know what the heck happened. The fondant wouldn't cooperate and the little characters just looked like crap. Lol Oh well. She loved it, the baby didn't really have an opinion, and everyone said it tasted good!

 

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that wasn't your day for sure.. :p  

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dreamacres Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 1:36pm
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My little hobo.  My husband had bought me a statue I used as an inspiration for this cake.  From the time he gave it to me I commented that it would make a great cake. So I made the cake  and done a giveaway on my facebook page.  NO ONE ENTERED!!  I was heart broken!  Finally my daughter let the cat out of the bag.  She said the little guy's placement of his left hand seemed to match the smile on his face.  She suggested it should be placed in the naughty section on Cake Central!!!   Months later I still have the little guy sitting in the corner in the bakery smiling away.  I just look at him and smile, perverts!!!

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hbquikcomjamesl Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 2:30pm
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AThe perfect dessert to go with a dinner of beef Stroganoff.

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jandabrowning Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 2:57pm
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AIt's always difficult when a bride comes to you with a very specific design picked out and in the back of your mind you are thinking "are you serious??" That would be the case with this cake...by far the ugliest thing I've done[IMG]http://cakecentral.com/content/type/61/id/3210680/width/200/height/400[/IMG]

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Cakejeanie Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 4:55pm
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My little hobo.  My husband had bought me a statue I used as an inspiration for this cake.  From the time he gave it to me I commented that it would make a great cake. So I made the cake  and done a giveaway on my facebook page.  NO ONE ENTERED!!  I was heart broken!  Finally my daughter let the cat out of the bag.  She said the little guy's placement of his left hand seemed to match the smile on his face.  She suggested it should be placed in the naughty section on Cake Central!!!   Months later I still have the little guy sitting in the corner in the bakery smiling away.  I just look at him and smile, perverts!!!

 

LMAO I have been chortling on and off today at this!

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cheeseball Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 9:07pm
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My little hobo.  My husband had bought me a statue I used as an inspiration for this cake.  From the time he gave it to me I commented that it would make a great cake. So I made the cake  and done a giveaway on my facebook page.  NO ONE ENTERED!!  I was heart broken!  Finally my daughter let the cat out of the bag.  She said the little guy's placement of his left hand seemed to match the smile on his face.  She suggested it should be placed in the naughty section on Cake Central!!!   Months later I still have the little guy sitting in the corner in the bakery smiling away.  I just look at him and smile, perverts!!!

He's...holding *snicker* onto that hat...like whatever he's got going on with the left hand is going to send it flying *choke-snort*

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7031annie Posted 25 Mar 2014 , 9:09pm
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AHahaha omg Cheeseball that made me choke on my coffee.

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mzteaze Posted 7 May 2014 , 10:28am
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I have laughed my head off at many of these cakes.  Loved "Santa Ball" and the Russian...

 

I'm sure my first decorated cakes will be laugh worthy.

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ale122809 Posted 20 Aug 2014 , 10:43pm
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livforcake Posted 21 Aug 2014 , 2:13am
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My first cake...taken from its most flattering angle. This was before I took any cake decorating classes. Chocolate cake with white frosting, what could go wrong? I still cringe when I look at it! The colors, the flowers, the crumbs(!). Oh the horror... :)

 

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easyaspie Posted 12 Sep 2014 , 3:05am
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AMy worst ... Bottom tier broke with not Long before customer came so I had to bake a fresh one and it didn't cool in time to have any decorations or anything! Ahaha I'm SO emberassed! especially because when placed the order they said "please make it special for our daughter's birthday" [IMG]http://www.cakecentral.com/content/type/61/id/3284485/width/200/height/400[/IMG]

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easyaspie Posted 12 Sep 2014 , 3:07am
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This actually resembles sponge bob quite a bit! better than I can do lol!

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MBalaska Posted 12 Sep 2014 , 3:31am
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OK ok I know it's not a cake.  It's my first homemade modeling chocolate rose......but

every time I see it I think that someone is going to do something very naughty with it!

It's like one of those subliminal messages in advertisements.:-X 

"Drink beer, run with the wolves, have secks with strangers: Oh look at the pretty flowers!"

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