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post #16 of 66
their on their way courtney! icon_biggrin.gif muhhahhaah


actualy i dont mind it too much. with his summer job he just bought himself and his brother school clothes and some supplies. just need a few more things and their set.
i've gone crazy~ but it keeps me from going insane! heheheh
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i've gone crazy~ but it keeps me from going insane! heheheh
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post #17 of 66
sorry this happened but seriously....trim that child's nails! She could kill someone! icon_eek.gif


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mommachris

wife to David for 25 years
mom to 13 blessings
Nine who are still living at home that range from 22 to 4 years old.
Holly, Amy, Aaron, Evelyn, Zebedee, Melody, William, Melissa and little Tobin
and four more sweet babies in heaven.

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wife to David for 25 years
mom to 13 blessings
Nine who are still living at home that range from 22 to 4 years old.
Holly, Amy, Aaron, Evelyn, Zebedee, Melody, William, Melissa and little Tobin
and four more sweet babies in heaven.

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post #18 of 66
If she were only a boy... i would take her and pay for shipping!! hee , hee. Way toooo many girls around here!! 3 year old twing girls, 15 month old girl and 15 YEAR OLD TEENAGER (whose brain thinks he's 30)

haa, hee. kids.. they help keep us on our toes!!!
post #19 of 66
I'll take her!! I'm a grandmother of two boys who live 3 1/2 hours away from me. We can keep each other company!! Enjoy her while you can then they grow up and you wish these times would come back just for a few minutes.
BLESSINGS
Omi
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Omi
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post #20 of 66
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$5?! That's it?! icon_razz.gif I don't think you guys realize the quality you're getting here! icon_twisted.gificon_lol.gif I mean come on, she sings the ABC song! As loud as she can! While walking through Target and the whole store hears her! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif Though, the L M N O P parts comes out "eddo eddo tee", and for some reason coke, cheese, and bear are letters too. icon_confused.gif She loves cheese, string, american, big 'ol piles of parmesan! icon_biggrin.gif Her arms can stretch over 3 times their normal length, to get whatever it is her little heart desires. She's very witty. Once, when my mom asked her what kind of jelly she wanted on her PBJ, she said "No jelly Gwamma", and when my mom asked what she wanted, she thought for a moment, complete with the finger on her chin, then proclaimed, "JELLY BEANS!" icon_rolleyes.gif

Freddy Kruger? lol, no. Actually, I think she's what he as nightmares about. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

And the gashes were made with the helicopter blade from her brothers Blackout Transformer, that she was able to disconnect (not break) early today. icon_lol.gif
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values-they're hobbies. You know, one of the genius moves of The Founders was not writing The Bill of Rights on the back window of a dusty van.
-Jon Stewart
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values-they're hobbies. You know, one of the genius moves of The Founders was not writing The Bill of Rights on the back window of a dusty van.
-Jon Stewart
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post #21 of 66
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Originally Posted by vrmcc1

LOL icon_lol.gif I trade you my two, your DD sounds just like mine, gets up on her tippy toes and pulls whatever food I have not put in far enough off of the counter onto the floor, the other day it was a whole batch of gobs, she snagged the corner of the towel they were on. Then she sat down among them and quickly ate a few before I even saw what she had done.

Val



lol, that sounds like something my DS did when he was a little over a year old. I was making some oven dried tomatoes, and had them salted and draining on some paper towels on the counter. DS was in his litte high chair enjoying a teething biscuit, you know, the ones that get rather gooey? Well, I turned my back for a moment to grab something, and when I turned back I found he had discarded that biscuit, pulled the entire lot of tomatoes onto his high chair tray, and was quite happily eating those tomatoes. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif He was such a mess! A mixture of cookie and tomato goo everywhere!
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values-they're hobbies. You know, one of the genius moves of The Founders was not writing The Bill of Rights on the back window of a dusty van.
-Jon Stewart
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values-they're hobbies. You know, one of the genius moves of The Founders was not writing The Bill of Rights on the back window of a dusty van.
-Jon Stewart
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post #22 of 66
$10..,. and not a penny more!!!!!
post #23 of 66
$10..,. and not a penny more!!!!! ok.. but this is my last offer

one million dollars !!!
post #24 of 66
LOL icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Kids can't live with them too big to stick in the blender
LOL
It's a good thing for these little ones that we love em. My son once at the age of 2 decided that he would sneak in while I was cleaning the bathroom and proceed to break a whole dozen eggs on the floor, realizing that he was in some deep doo doo decided he'd try to clean it up by squirting a whole bottle of dish detergent on the floor...have you ever tried to wash dish detergent mixed with egg off a tile floor...it was UGLY. The look on his face was soooo pathetic when I found what he was doing that I could do anything other than laugh and give him a big hug.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde
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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde
www.lovebitespastryshop.com
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post #25 of 66
Spongemomsweatpants--Can I pleasssse use that line. I know I can't live with them and sometimes I want to stick them in the blender.

And all the same I can't live with them, but if I joined them we'd be in a whole heap of trouble.

Thanks for giving me a good laugh, i really needed it.

CCC
Life may not be the party we hoped for . . . but while we're here we might as well dance!

Mommy to Cameron 13, Deirdra 10, Andrew 8, Emily 6.
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Life may not be the party we hoped for . . . but while we're here we might as well dance!

Mommy to Cameron 13, Deirdra 10, Andrew 8, Emily 6.
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post #26 of 66
OMG! You could do what my sister did to me when I was a baby, if there are no takers. Of course. Stick a chiquita bannana sticker on her forhead and sit her on the edge of the front lawn and wait for the Gypsies to come get her. I am sure they can find something to do with her. LOL!

Well at least it was a practice cake, right?
post #27 of 66
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Originally Posted by lanibird


And the gashes were made with the helicopter blade from her brothers Blackout Transformer, that she was able to disconnect (not break) early today. icon_lol.gif



LMAO....I am glad you explained that. I was afraid to bid on the half little girl, half cougar!


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post #28 of 66
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Originally Posted by melvin01

Is your kid Freddie Krueger? Scary!



I was thinking Edward Scissorhands! icon_lol.gif
Seriously ... sorry about this "accident". Now repeat after me ...
"Children are a gift from God ... Children are a gift from God ... Children are a gift from God ..." (say it enough, you might start to believe it! thumbs_up.gif
post #29 of 66
Just think years from now you well be making a cake and you may need a good laugh and you well think back about this and have your laugh and a
fond memory. I think maybe it just wasn,t meant
to be for someone else to have this cake. And yes your cake did and still looks good.
post #30 of 66
I was just denied my japanese exchange student... so I have a room ready, just drop the orangutan off over the weekend, ok
Cake... it's just about the happiest outcome flour can hope for..... second only to playing a bag of drugs in a movie..... Such Sweet Addictions....
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Cake... it's just about the happiest outcome flour can hope for..... second only to playing a bag of drugs in a movie..... Such Sweet Addictions....
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