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Anyone want a 2 year old?

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She's very cute, and funny. Loving, when she's not in a bad mood. Full of attitude, and..... spunk. icon_twisted.gif An absolute ANGEL when she sleeping icon_lol.gif , and bears an uncanny resemblance to a baby orangutan when she wakes up, with the way her hair goes all crazy. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif She talks, a lot, almost non-stop. Is very curious, and likes to get into things, anything. Been known to dump whole bottles of sunscreen/lotion/soap/water/juice/soda/etc out onto teh floor/her stuffed animals/her brothers Transformers/herself just to see what would happen. She's a bit of a daredevil, and definately a werido!

She is too smart for her (and my own good) though. She was smart enough know Mommy was busy cleaning the bathroom, giving her time to figure out the "child lock" (I think it's false advertising now icon_wink.gif ), on the fridge, find the plain white box she's never seen before, nor know what is inside it, open up the box, find the pretty practice cake Mommy made and was planning on giving to one of Daddy's customers (because I'm trying to lose weight, so I shouldn't eat it, and with hopes in building a consumer base), and putting nice tiger-like slashes through the side! I guess it just looked better that way!

Here's the link to the before:
http://www.cakecentral.com/cake-photo-891103.html
The after is posted below.

Please note that she comes as-is, with no warranty or satisfaction guaranteed policy. No refunds or exchanges, and all sales are final! Make me an offer! icon_wink.gificon_lol.gif
LL
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values-they're hobbies. You know, one of the genius moves of The Founders was not writing The Bill of Rights on the back window of a dusty van.
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post #2 of 66
icon_biggrin.gif kids will be kids, I used to babysit my nephew from the time he was 3 months old until 4 he used to like to help me decorate my cakes, even after I finished. It got to the point that everyday he wanted me to make a cake.
post #3 of 66
lanibird, all I can say is OUCH! icon_eek.gificon_cry.gif

Your cake is very beautiful; just added it to my favorites. icon_biggrin.gifthumbs_up.gif

When my kids found my goat, I would try to remember that they'd only be little once...... tapedshut.gif
post #4 of 66
Oh no!!!!! icon_cry.gif

I remember looking at your cake just earlier today thinking how pretty it was!
Inside this fat body, there's a thin woman screaming to get out...... but I can usually shut her up with chocolate!
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Inside this fat body, there's a thin woman screaming to get out...... but I can usually shut her up with chocolate!
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post #5 of 66
LMAO! I've offered mine up for sale many times! No takers, though...! LOL!
post #6 of 66
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Originally Posted by lanibird



Please note that she comes as-is, with no warranty or satisfaction guaranteed policy. No refunds or exchanges, and all sales are final! Make me an offer! icon_wink.gificon_lol.gif



I was about to inquire if she took naps and see if you'd exchange her for two stinky boys who have out grown them, when I came across this disclaimer. At least you have a great sense of humor. I swear I heard the announcer voice from the infomerials as I read.

Your cake was beautiful, (and the other side probably still is) but I'm sure your little "angel" icon_evil.gif is to, even with the orogotan hair. icon_lol.gif
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post #7 of 66
I'll give ya $5 but you pay shipping....
post #8 of 66
I will trade you a three year old little boy who loves to pour cups of water out of the bathtub when mommy runs to answer the phone. Also enjoys sticking his fingers into freshly covered cake balls and marshmallows among other things. He is also a mmf scavenger so don't look away for a minute or there goes the entire head of the figure of Daddy you spent a long time making for his birthday cake.
post #9 of 66
You are too funny.But been there, done that , dont want to repeat it. Im sure shes adorable though!
post #10 of 66
i have a 13 year old and a licensed driving 15 year old to rent lol. we always offer rentals lol he's had a summers worth experience working 40 hour weeks at the local fish hatchery (gov't job) plus cleaning and concessions at the local theater and can haul hay! lol.

if you can pin him down for a hair cut he's yours to keep.. ok this last standard applies to both fondly nicknamed Cousin It
i've gone crazy~ but it keeps me from going insane! heheheh
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i've gone crazy~ but it keeps me from going insane! heheheh
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post #11 of 66
Is your kid Freddie Krueger? Scary!
Monica
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post #12 of 66
aaah I 'm so sorry. I know how it feels. I have 4 little orangutans. My husband had my neighbor over one night and he saw the cakes and jokingly told my youngest daughter to take the corner. When I got home and heard that was said I gave a sigh of relief that she didn't. Fast Forward to the next morning. I wake up and what do I find but the corner torn off the cake and my daughter telling me it was good.

Thank god for little children.......curse the devil for little monsters.

I'm glad it was just a practice cake for you. It was very pretty.

CCC
Life may not be the party we hoped for . . . but while we're here we might as well dance!

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Life may not be the party we hoped for . . . but while we're here we might as well dance!

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post #13 of 66
How about a trade - a 3yr old, slightly pig headed (okay, maybe a slight understatement) boy, who LOVES cake and frosting almost as much as he loves bugs and mud (really, not a good combination when mom is baking). He's a really good eater and he's very curious! He can be very sweet and cuddly when he wants to be (something of a mama's boy too icon_lol.gif )


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Everything is better with cake!!
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post #14 of 66
LOL icon_lol.gif I trade you my two, your DD sounds just like mine, gets up on her tippy toes and pulls whatever food I have not put in far enough off of the counter onto the floor, the other day it was a whole batch of gobs, she snagged the corner of the towel they were on. Then she sat down among them and quickly ate a few before I even saw what she had done.

Val
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post #15 of 66
Gen Gen--- I'm in Southern Idaho...by Twin Falls. I can put them to workicon_smile.gif

I'm not looking forward to that age.

CCC
Life may not be the party we hoped for . . . but while we're here we might as well dance!

Mommy to Cameron 13, Deirdra 10, Andrew 8, Emily 6.
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Life may not be the party we hoped for . . . but while we're here we might as well dance!

Mommy to Cameron 13, Deirdra 10, Andrew 8, Emily 6.
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