Hubby Almost Commited The Ultimate Sin.
Decorating By harmonhouseofraymond Updated 16 Jul 2007 , 3:08pm by GenGen
Now let me say first of all if I even atempt to covet my DH drill or any tool for that matter for cake making he goes into an epiliptic fit.
Last night he came home and I mentioned that there 2 
wasp nests forming right out side the door on the porch.
He says ok I will take car of it. I see him walk towards the kitchen thinking he was looking for the wasp spray in the cabinet. Then I saw what he picked up and walk back to the door.
I yelled what are you doing? He says I am going to smooth the nest.
Not with that your not.
Why not he says!
Uhh cause that is my fondant spreader - HELLO!!!
Oh he says I didn't know.
Oh God I am thinking while I am not around what is he using my cake decorating supplies for 
Oh my Lord!!! That's too funny but at the same time scary 
My DH likes using my cutting tools (scissors, exacto knife and Black and & Decker scissors). He knows I'm adamant that he doesn't use my cake stuff because they touch food. So I got tired and bought him his own set of cutting tools to be placed by his computer table. 
He says I am going to smooth the nest.
Not with that your not.
Why not he says!
Uhh cause that is my fondant spreader - HELLO!!!
Oh he says I didn't know.
Oh God I am thinking while I am not around what is he using my cake decorating supplies for
Umm, do you think he really didn't know??? 
Hmm, I wonder.
Okay, next question. Why was he going to 'smooth' it?? I have trouble understanding my DH sometimes too... 
MEN..... I have to say you make it sound funny 
I know what is up with using the smoother to take down the nest I mean the rolling pin would have bben a liitle safer to keep your body farther away and then I could have used it on him to knock all the wasps away when they attacked him
oh NOOOOOOOOO he didn't !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl lock up ur stuff lol
I use a spakle knife to ice my cakes and I have bought 3 of them. 1 for my DH, 1 for the drawer with all my cake tools, and 1 that I HIDE so he wont take theone from the drawer and use it to patch walls! Decoy for the DH... funny aren't they
I'm sitting here LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! This is soooooooooo funny!! It is funny only because I can totally relate and I can just see this being played out in my imagination! Thanks for the good laugh!! I needed that this morning! ROFL!
I think I would have let my fondont roller meet his head... oh yeah they call that illegal in most states huh? hehhehehehehe...too funny though!
hahahaha! God forbid we use a screwdriver to open a can of paint, but "women" don't have real "tools" so it doens't matter. Notice how it's SO different when it's one of OUR tools?
I used to sell a cosmetic line (not the "pink" one). He was installing a new doorknob. On the home improvement shows, they show how to mark the door latch with lipstick, then when you turn the doorknob, the lipstick will leave a mark to show exactly where you drill the corresponding hole.
He heads to my lipstick collection! I stop him at the door and he of course gives the "big sigh! it's just lipstick!"
I said, "No, it's not. It's a personal posession of mine that I spent $15 a tube for and it is arrogant for you to assume that you can just smoosh it all up on a doorlatch!" I told him to run to the drugstore and get his own 99 cent tube of lipstick but to leave my expensive stuff alone. I then threatened to use a screwdriver to stir paint
Men! Can live with 'em..... can't kill 'em. (Well, you CAN! But you'd just have to clean up after 'em ONE MORE TIME!!)
I use a spakle knife to ice my cakes and I have bought 3 of them. 1 for my DH, 1 for the drawer with all my cake tools, and 1 that I HIDE so he wont take theone from the drawer and use it to patch walls! Decoy for the DH... funny aren't they
DECOY!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! Got to remember that!! 
I know what is up with using the smoother to take down the nest I mean the rolling pin would have bben a liitle safer to keep your body farther away and then I could have used it on him to knock all the wasps away when they attacked him
LOL!!!! Oh my gosh that is sooooooo funny. Good way to take out some of that frustration from him using your cake stuff!!!! Whack..."Oops, sorry honey I thought I hit the wasp!" Whack..."Sorry baby, just trying to make the wasps go away!" Whack...Whack...........!!!!!
I try to keep my stuff out of sight and out of mind just in case... I had 2 really lovely long serrated knives and now I only have one. I know I didn't lose or 'do anything' to one of them - so it remains a mystery, of which DH denies any knowledge.... hmmm.
I also don't eat jam, pb, or any sweetstuff, such as Nutella from opened jars as I am sure he dips his spoon, licks and dips again and that is totally verboten... but when I'm not around to see what's happening, I know it happens. When we're in the kitchen together I can keep an eye on him - and often I see him go to dip the spoon back in - then hesitate with a nervous sideways glance to see if I noticed he nearly did!
and I did scream with shock when I saw him using my curtain fabric scissors to cut ads from the paper - nothing blunts a blade quicker than paper.
Why was he going to 'smooth' it?? I have trouble understanding my DH sometimes too...
Now that's funny!!!
thanks for laughing with me guys! I have decided to institute the policy if you take my tool in now becomes yours and I get to go out and buy a new/ better more expensive item. - This will either put a stop to it or I will own the Cadilac of equipment! 
thanks for laughing with me guys! I have decided to institute the policy if you take my tool in now becomes yours and I get to go out and buy a new/ better more expensive item. - This will either put a stop to it or I will own the Cadilac of equipment!
Now that is a wonderful way to either put a stop to it or own the best of the best! LOL
OMG...you guys this is too funny! I can see this poor guy "smoothing" that nest...rotflmaoo...I woulda bought you a new smoother just to see what happened to him with the old one...muahaha
I think the wasps woulda got to him realllllly fast!! What was he thinking???
I used a fly swatter on a wasp's nest one time and I will never do that again. I got stung twice before I could get away from the swarming wasp. So I can not imagine what would have happened in this case. LOL Yikes! I to do not like DH using my cake decorating tools, but this might have been worth it to teach him a lesson.
This thread reminds me to get a pad lock for my baking tools. LOL!
thats what i have to do with my bathroom stuff. the kids (i have teen boys) are constantly stealing my hair styling products, baby oil, vaseline, combs (they lose the combs constantly but "no one knows what happend") once my oil of olay went missing for four days; mysteriously reappeard for one day then disappeared again only to be told by oldest teen 'I saw it in the living room under the coffee table")
what the **** was it doing in the living room and under the coffee table? Lol i sometimes do my makeup at the computer desk because it has the best light by the window but mostly in this heat i'm next to the fan lol.. also you know what its like with teenagers.. bathroom time for parents is few and far between
even my perfume wasn't off limits to them. i'd walk in now and then and smell it.. but did anyone know who did it? no.... it was that mystery child we have.
i finally had to get a few caboodle caddies and stash my stuff there. it still gets gotten into sometimes but out of sight its less tempting- and they forget its there.
i still endure the "i'll use it anytime i want" syndrome with my kitchen bowls and measuring cups/spoons but not as bad.
This thread reminds me to get a pad lock for my baking tools. LOL!
thats what i have to do with my bathroom stuff. the kids (i have teen boys) are constantly stealing my hair styling products, baby oil, vaseline, combs (they lose the combs constantly but "no one knows what happend") once my oil of olay went missing for four days; mysteriously reappeard for one day then disappeared again only to be told by oldest teen 'I saw it in the living room under the coffee table")
what the **** was it doing in the living room and under the coffee table? Lol i sometimes do my makeup at the computer desk because it has the best light by the window but mostly in this heat i'm next to the fan
lol.. also you know what its like with teenagers.. bathroom time for parents is few and far between even my perfume wasn't off limits to them. i'd walk in now and then and smell it.. but did anyone know who did it? no.... it was that mystery child we have.
i finally had to get a few caboodle caddies and stash my stuff there. it still gets gotten into sometimes but out of sight its less tempting- and they forget its there.
i still endure the "i'll use it anytime i want" syndrome with my kitchen bowls and measuring cups/spoons but not as bad.
It's funny how men develop amnesia when it comes to women's things.
This is great! Once the DH used my measuring spoons to give my daughter medicine, then put them back in the cupboard, not washing them. Used them for the last ingredient of course in a cake mix and had to start all over!
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