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post #31 of 99
Ooh! I got it! A piggy bank on top of the cake!

But I do like the folded-money rose idea.

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post #32 of 99
I have no ideas about what to put on top - I personally like the scroll heart idea - however, as a former Army wife she'll grow up super fast or she'll do one of two things - ruin his military career or get a quick divorce from him.

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post #33 of 99
Ya'll (showing my southern now..lol) This is so funny! I've been laughing so hard icon_lol.gif at your comments - thank you all for the lift today thumbs_up.gif
Since all the Christmas stuff goes on sale around Thanksgiving, why not get a decent bell or set of bells (1/2 price of course). Or Big Lots may even have plastic silver bells - she doesn't have to know where they came from - worth a shot since your fotting the bill on this thumbs_up.gif
post #34 of 99
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Originally Posted by mrsright41401

she'll grow up super fast or she'll do one of two things - ruin his military career or get a quick divorce from him.





My thinking as well. This chick needs to go before she ruins your BIL's life, I am sorry to say. How about an American flag in appreciation of her (hopefully not) future husband's dedication which allows her to be a prissy whiner with freedom of speech? usaribbon.gif

This is a tough one. I say have her pick it or it gets NO topper.
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post #35 of 99
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Oh you guys make me giggle on all of this....I love getting home from third shift (working with pathetic whiners and all they do is work in a cookie factory!?!?!?)....anywhoo...I love reading this. Here is the dillio on the military career thing. Both of parents and then her step-father are military. My father-in-law is a retired Chief from the Navy. The groom was going to make a career out of the Army so he signed up for six years to start out with. He hasn't even been in a whole year and all ready he has said now that he wants out of it. Three months ago I found her myspace webpage about wanting to commit suicide with razor blades because he wasn't with her and how she hated the Army.....Are we getting a clearer picture now?? icon_smile.gif So even though both families are littered with Military....she hates them too....Aren't you guys loving this plot thickening story!!!!! icon_lol.gif The only thing she said about a topper was this....and I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO DO THIS!!!!!! (It shows how immature she is about it all) She wanted the couple called "The Tiff" from Wilton where the backs of the couple are together and their arms are crossed or she said that we should put an African American couple on top of the cake because it would be funny....Okay!!!! NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!! AND TWO HER STEP-FATHER IS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN- HOW DISRESPECTFUL!!!!! I will not put either one of those on top of a cake that I have made. For the style of cake that she wants it would look awful and not to mention people would think I was the idiot and not her. To make the story even bigger....you all know that he is home on leave for two weeks and she has every day planned out so it isn't with the family- literally-.....My husband, oldest of the brothers, calls every number they have and finally gets ahold of them at her parents house (where she still lives rent free and her mother pays her $75 a week to clean the house) to see if they would go out to dinner with us- our treat of course. She picks up and says "Who is this?" My husband asks if he was there and ...she said "Well, yeah!" so hubby asks "Can I talk to him???" (like she was a moron) "Well I guess so." was her response!?!?!?!?!?! Hubby was so livid that he said last night...."F$%^# the cake. I shouldn't have to ask to talk to my own bleeppppping brother.".......dun dun dunnnnnn and the plot thickens again guys and gals....Hope you like this version of a soap opera...I think I should call it...."As the cake melts...." What do you think?!?! HAHA AHAHAHAHA icon_lol.gif
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post #36 of 99
I wouldn't be planning very much for the cake - I doubt they make it to December......Tell HER to get the topper she wants - that SHE pays for or the cake will not have one.....or (bad evil thoughts....a sign on top with a good local lawyer for your BIL)
She needs to learn to grow up and by people giving in to her she never will....
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post #37 of 99
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Originally Posted by Zamode



My thinking as well. This chick needs to go before she ruins your BIL's life, I am sorry to say. How about an American flag in appreciation of her (hopefully not) future husband's dedication which allows her to be a prissy whiner with freedom of speech? usaribbon.gif



Wow-that was well spoken!!
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post #38 of 99
African American couple on top of the cake because it would be funny....Okay!!!! NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!! AND TWO HER STEP-FATHER IS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN- HOW DISRESPECTFUL!!!!! I will not put either one of those on top of a cake that I have made.


ok u lost me on this part y does she want black people for her topper, is she black is he black i am lost sorry.......
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post #39 of 99
How about an outhouse? Or a toilet? icon_lol.gif Sounds like that's where their marriage will be (if they make it that far).
post #40 of 99
I agree that she should buy the topper since she is so picky. After all she should pay for something in her wedding. Here's an idea---what about the poisoned apple from snow white??? You could just tell her it was sugared fruit. Or better yet inject it with a laxative and warn everyone else not to eat it. That would be a hilarious wedding night story in the years to come. lol. Good Luck you're going to need it.
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post #41 of 99
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Originally Posted by loriemoms

I have no ideas to suggest, but I just had to say this is the funniest thread I have read since the one about the bride who was getting married in the parking lot...



a parking lot? really???
post #42 of 99
How about two miniature champagne glasses on top tied together with a little white ribbon? Very simple and you can get them at Michaels, since she has champagne taste.

Or is she scared of glasses too?!! Or maybe she'd be afraid of the ribbon.

No...I bet she'd complain because there wasn't real wine in the glasses!
post #43 of 99
Ok forget the fruit and tiara. How about three tier cake. On one tier, put business card of marriage counsellor, on second level put business card of psychologist, and for the topper, a business card of a divorce lawyer. That should just about cover it.
post #44 of 99
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All right folks...as you can tell per the time of this entry....I'm off work and home again....arggg...Yesterday I talked to my mother-in-law and guess what.......She said to do flowers and all of this other stuff that everybody else wants but the bride...haha hahaha....and she also said forget the cookie monster or kermit grooms cake.......SHE WANTS ME TO DO A BIKINI CAKE with a CAMO BIKINI!!!! HA HAHA HA....This is awsome and hilarious...I never thought of it. But it would be perfect and the bride would hate it, but it would be a hit!!!!! Soooooo I think we are going to go for it. I thought my MIL was going to throw up when she heard how much this cake was going to cost. When I told her it would feed 200 or so people (not including the top tier or the grooms cake) because that is what the bride said would be.....My MIL laughed and said noooo the count that she heard was about 100 if everyone came...But we all know their are no save the date cards...soooo this cake is who knows what now....But here is the interesting part in all of this........TONIGHT....THE PARENTS MEET!!!?!?!?!?!? ahhhhhhhhhh.....It should be fun or should I say funny!!! My MIL said not to remind her about having to meet them. This is going to be one interesting day!!!!! Good Night everyone---I'm off to get some sleep!! icon_smile.gif
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post #45 of 99
This is better than a soap opera!

I'm riveted!
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