I wasn't real happy with this one, maybe it's time for a break, lol.


Gimme Three Tips

(Gimme Three Steps, Lynyrd Skynyrd)


I was cuttin' the dough
Rollin' to and fro
My fingers turnin' blue
When in walked my Dad
In his hand milk he had
And he was lookin' for you know who
He said hey there kiddo
You look busy bakin'
Are those No-Fails you makin'?
Cause those are my cookies there
and I'm a man who cares
And there won't be none for you

I said, "excuse me?!".....

I was mad and chompin' at the bit
Cookie makin' he don't git
Cause I'm Irish, German and Scorpio
My mouth I gotta keep zipped
I said hold on Dad, I still gotta decorate
It's the one thing I hate
Now if you want these cookies
Then ya better let me
ask one favor from you

Chorus
Won't you give me three tips
give me three tips Pops
gimme three tips from the box
gimme three tips
gimme three tips Pops
ice 'em 'fore they get like rocks

All my cookies spread out
and I began to pout
and the icing dripped on the floor
I'm tellin' each and everyone
it ain't no fun
when they're worse than the time before
Well I turned and screamed I ain't doin' no more!
Can't get the break I am lookin' for
You could hear my Dad chewing those cookies a mile away
as I was headed out towards the door.

Chorus
Won't you give me three tips
give me three tips Pops
gimme three tips from the box
gimme three tips
gimme three tips Pops
ice 'em 'fore they get like rocks

LOL......you ok today? Quite creative this afternoon.

Still Laughing....your on to something. Wish I could come up with things like that.

spottydog, did you mean she was "on something???"

LMAO that was quite entertaining ..... i loved it

Zamode, Ya got to much time on your hands LOL ROTFLOL