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post #1 of 27
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Not my best work, I had a tough time with this one but wanted to just get it done. I love Don Henley too much to butcher it anymore! Hope you all get a laugh.


On a cool May evenin', I was pullin up my hair
Warm smell of No-Fails, rising up through the air
Looking up from my table, I saw my oven light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to bake all night

It was C_P on my PC
I heard my email bell
And I was thinking to myself
"Oh man this Cookie Club is Hell..."
Then she pushed up the thread
"Do the cookies this way" icon_smile.gif
There were voices from my Messenger
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Cookie Club, Cake Central
It's a cookie place (it's a cookie place)
Icing on my face
Plenty of room at the Cookie Club, Cake Central
Anytime of year (anytime of year), you'll find cookies here

My mind is cookie twisted, I got the No-Fail bends
I keep on bakin for free and can't make amends
How I keep on bakin, my ideals not yet met
Some cookies I remember, most I'd like to forget

So I PM'd C_P
"Please help me out"
She said "Trial and error--what cookie decorating is about"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Cookie Club, Cake Central
It's a cookie place (it's a cookie place)
Icing on my face
They bakin' it up at the Cookie Club, Cake Central
You wanna a nice big batch, you gotta bake from scratch

Cookies all over my kitchen
Gotta decorate, I'm twitchin'
Cookie Clubbers are just prisoners at CC, of their own device
And in the May Cookie Thread
They're postin what they've done
I can't take it anymore
I got to get up and run

Last thing I remember, I was
trying to clean up my mess
I cannot decorate, I had to say it and confess
"Relax", said C_P
"We all decorate with ease
You already signed up for the club
and you can never leave!"
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post #2 of 27
Zamode this is great!! I needed a good laugh tonight. I am up still with a cake in the oven!! THanks for this! You are great at these!
Have a great day.... and pass it on!!~~Charlotte
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Have a great day.... and pass it on!!~~Charlotte
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post #3 of 27
Zamode- I LOVE IT!
My 14 year old golden fur baby. If you think this is funny you should see the rest of the baby album!
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My 14 year old golden fur baby. If you think this is funny you should see the rest of the baby album!
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post #4 of 27
Excellent! The words fit perfect-I sang your whole song! hahaha thumbs_up.gif
post #5 of 27
Zamode, you are out there LOL icon_lol.gif Reminds me of myself LOL icon_lol.gif
post #6 of 27
Ha HA! icon_biggrin.gifthumbs_up.gif
give me cake or give me...eh..something else with lots of sugar.
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give me cake or give me...eh..something else with lots of sugar.
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post #7 of 27
Zamode- I love it!
post #8 of 27
ROFLMAO!!!

Come on...someone creative enough to create that song...I know your cookies are fabulous...
post #9 of 27
OMG this is sooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. Needed it.
post #10 of 27
LMAO... OMG.. you are on some serious cookie dough gone bad!!!!!!!! What Are you sniffing????

LOL.... OMG this is too funny.

I'm looking around and wondering who C_P is as we speak LOL...
The 6 Ps Law states Proper Preparation Prevents Pi$$ Poor Performance.

-Mr. Morganti
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The 6 Ps Law states Proper Preparation Prevents Pi$$ Poor Performance.

-Mr. Morganti
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post #11 of 27
Love it! You are so talented! Now I can't remember the real words and "Plenty of room at the Cookie Club, Cake Central, Anytime of year (anytime of year), you'll find cookies here " is stuck in my head and I can't stop humming! I think Don Henley would be proud! icon_biggrin.gif
Anna (105 lbs lost since June 1, 2009)
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post #12 of 27
That is so great!!!! icon_smile.gif You are very creative!
post #13 of 27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by acookieobsession

ROFLMAO!!!

Come on...someone creative enough to create that song...I know your cookies are fabulous...



To that, cookieobsession, I add my own ROFLMAO to the cookie part!
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post #14 of 27
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Originally Posted by SugarFrosted

I think Don Henley would be proud! icon_biggrin.gif



icon_lol.gif I think he'd run the other way! Hmmm, maybe send some No-Fails to Don? icon_rolleyes.gif
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post #15 of 27
Great song!
Elizabeth
"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." - Mother Theresa
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Elizabeth
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