I'm making a sheet cake for a rehearsal party. They want the "Now I Have You" figurine on top with some kind of humorous saying. It's a shotgun wedding, but they don't want it refered to it that way on the cake. I have searched for some kind of humorous saying, but have had no luck. Anyone have any ideas???????

How about exactly what the figurine is called. "Now I Have You"

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Funny Wedding Quote

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Chinese Proverb

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain

Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
German Greer

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Polish Proverb

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Anonymous

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin

The following link has many others:
http://www.countryweddings.com/humor/

HTH

A few more suggestions ...


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Getting married is like buying a car. Once you get it off the lot, you're sure you could have gotten a better deal! -Anonymous

Ambrose Bierce
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Anonymous
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail.

Anonymous
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Anonymous
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked.

Thanks for the help everybody!! I've been racking my brain on this for the last few days.

That's a pretty cake. Unfortunately, this is a sheet cake, so there's a bit more open space. And I was trying to avoid too much "fluff" all over the top of the cake.

I think this is what I am going to do, what do y'all think?

"To love and to HOLD from this day forward... Katie and Brandon"

I think they picked out the wrong figurine considering the circumstances!! :O)--

When I see that picture, I think "Hurry! I need a fried peanut butter and pickle sandwich!" -- But, I'm sure that wouldn't go over!! :O)

LOL, my son and daughter law had the same thing put on their wedding cake last May. We would make jokes to my son like:

1. Get Use To It.

2. The Way It Was, The Way It Is and The Way It Always Will Be.

3. You Can Do This The Easy Way Or My Way.

4. Heres Your Sign.

5. Here Comes Bridezilla

Hope these help you out......Wow, we really gave my son a hard time about the cake topper when we found out what they had pick out, but in a fun and laughing way. Thank goodness they both could laugh about it.

How about "To honor and to obey" and leave it at that? The cake topper will say it all.

"From this day forward..."

Anonymous
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail.

Anonymous
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

I liked these two bcbaker They are SO true!!

I guess "And the two shall become three" would be out of the question. Do they have any pet names for each other? If they do, maybe you could use them: Pookie and Sugar Bear, Together forever. Try to mess with and we'll break your arm. Wow this is hard!!!!

I like your idea! But I thought it was "to have and to hold"?? Maybe I'm wrong. Good luck!!

Well, thanks again for all the input!! Y'all are great.

grannys3angels - I really like the "You Can do This The easy Way or My Way"

Well, we'll see how it goes. Thanks again everybody!

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I love this one too!!

Here is mine.
"'ll give you my phone number. I will might still be doing cakes for your divorce party"
Just joking....no I'm not!