Faded Denim Purse

I needed a birthday cake I could make quickly to ship over 1000 miles. Once I finished the cake, I wrapped it in saran wrap and took it to the post office to package. When I showed it to the clerk, she started mashing on it to determine its contents. When I told her it was a cake. she quickly stopped trying to probe the bag. The receiver of this cake advised that the cake arrived in pristine condition.