After a disastrous trial reconciliation, KelleyM and Buttercream have announced they are immediately filing for divorce. “He’s a bum,” KelleyM sobbed to her sister at 1:20 this morning. “He’s sloppy and messy and he lets me down when it really counts. I can’t live like this anymore.” Buttercream told friends that KelleyM ignored his best qualities. “She had unrealistic expectations. She wanted more than I could give. I knew she was using Fondant again. She would say she was just going out for more butter, and come home with bags of marshmallows, saying she “had a craving for Rice Krispy treats.” But she never bought Rice Krispies. She wasn’t fooling anyone. Can’t she see that Fondant tastes like #*%#$? Someday she’ll be back.” “Ha! Never!” retorted KelleyM. “After what that little *^&$@ did to me on that rubber duck cake? He’s lucky I’m just divorcing him. Fondant treats me nice…makes me feel like a real decorator. This is the start of my new life, and I’m NEVER going back.”