The above suggestions are great. Want to make the whole thing edible? Instead of cardboard use a Matzoh - I've used that as a lid covered in fondant before too. Obviously it depends on your size
Wow am I sorry I looked at that!! But worse, imagine being at the party and being offered some of it! And the baby looks like Chucky! It's a shame because even if the cake is delicious, you can't get past the look!
Oh the whining on that show was infuriating! Why didn't she just say the dog ate her real strawberry cupcake recipe! And Buddy added strawberries to the batter. Who would have thought of THAT? And I'm sorry all grandmas out there, if your nickname is Booger because your grandkid wants to call you that, keep that secret to yourself. Use your real name. Or any other name. I will not watch that again
Thanks for your concern K8! I am always trying to watch my back! People can be crazy (today's understatement!)
All the more reason to keep good records of actions and don't willingly start something with a nut!
I am sorry you are in this position and hope you can maintain a positive community presence as said above. There's that dang professional high road again.
Sadly, phrases like 'watch your back' are not the kind of threats the police can follow up on. Sure they have to take your report but not much more can happen. Not in NY State anyway. My real job involves a lot of people who are already in court for something and think nothing of saying writing or leaving messages...