Hey Everyone! I've just gotten "another" strange request - it never fails to amaze me! 
I got an order for 100 Anti-Valentine Cookies ... Hmmmmmmm ... Ive been thinking all morning and so far have failed to come up with more than a few designs!!! Any help and ideas will so be appreciated!!! TFL! Happy Baking!
black hearts instead of red
broken hearts instead of regular
"real" (think hospital show) hearts instead of cartoon ones
sour puss faces instead of smiley
conversation hearts with slams instead of compliments
see: http://shop.cafepress.com/anti-valentines
HTH Rita
Weird!! why would someone go out of their way for an anti-anything.
All I can think of is, make the normal valentine cookies and then put a line across them. More like "No Entry" sign or "No left turn sign".
So, if you have a heart with "be mine" on it, put a black line across it to stick it out.
Sounds weird, sorry. I have very very very limited imagination.
Rita & Cookie Addict ... those are all great ideas, and I had only thought of a couple of them so I'm adding these to my list! Thanx alot!
Cookie addict ... Its for an office of 6-7 girls who ALL are single, divorced or going thru a divorce. They decided to throw a big sha-bang on V-Day and thats why they wanted them ... I thought it was way funny BUT hard to make a "cute" cookie anti-anything!! 
Thanx again!
Conversation Heart cookies with anti-Valentine's messages?
Last year @ my friends' bunco night she had paper plates, napkins, etc that wer covered in conversation hearts - each heart had a hilarious phrase, but I can't remember any of them! Hopefully they'll sell them again this year, in the meantime I'll see if she can remember any of them...I think they were like, "Eat Me," "Go Away," "Loser." NoWay," "Drop Dead" "get lost" "maybe Not" etc hth
My favorite anti-valentine page - http://www.meish.org/vd/
I've done these and they were a blast! Think of all the things you hate about Valentine's day -- the commercialism, pressure, insincerity, etc. You can really have some fun with it! HTH!
I'm doing a few this year and these are my favorites:
(conversation hearts)
shut up
Hell no
it's you, not me
over you
Go away
FU
punk
you suck
bite me
WTF?
cry baby
I Hate U
Loser
Love stinks
I've done these and they were a blast! Think of all the things you hate about Valentine's day -- the commercialism, pressure, insincerity, etc. You can really have some fun with it! HTH!
I'm doing a few this year and these are my favorites:
(conversation hearts)
shut up
Hell no
it's you, not me
over you
Go away
FU
punk
you suck
bite me
WTF?
cry baby
I Hate U
Loser
Love stinks
rotflol - I love it! "As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post
"As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post
Can't believe I missed that one -- it's only my sister's favorite thing to say (with a dramatic eye roll thrown in)!! She is a grown adult with kids. I cringe every time I hear it.
I do love "Eat me!" Wouldn't that be funny on a pair of those heart deco'd boxers?
Drop dead also says it all, doesn't it?
Are we twisted? 
"As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post
Can't believe I missed that one -- it's only my sister's favorite thing to say (with a dramatic eye roll thrown in)!! She is a grown adult with kids. I cringe every time I hear it.
I do love "Eat me!" Wouldn't that be funny on a pair of those heart deco'd boxers?
Drop dead also says it all, doesn't it?
Are we twisted?
I know, I was just thinking, "Is it weird that these are so funny to me?" ha...I think my favorite is "it's you, not me" gigglegiggle...
This is a great idea for a party. I just might steal it. 
I dont know how weird it is ... and its def. not just ya'll! It is soooo durn funny to me 
I cant wait to do them now, everyone has some great idea's -- and Im totally doing the mens boxers w/Eat Me on 'um! So funny!
I called the client this a.m. and ask how "dis-taste-ful" was ok ... She said: Anything goes! I cant wait!! 
*insert witchy laugh here*
Thanx ya'll!
Please post photos...
Followed by evil witchy laugh
These are hilarious: http://despair.com/bittersweets.html
I think it would be fun to make some, just for the heck of it!
lanibird, I think I'm going to do just that! I'm pretty sure some of the singletons at my job will appreciate it!
thought of a few more and wanted to add them here for reference:
Not Even
Piss off
Kiss up
Kiss off
TOO FUNNY
not a cookie, but you can't get any more bitter than this
O MY! 
Now THATS bitter!!!
Hmmm, how can I "cookie-fy" that???
Thanx for sharing! It really is TOO funny!
Over the week-end I was thinking about all the great ideas everyone had sent, and I thought ... I just need to think "outside" the box ... (I normally am NOT a bitter person) Then ... I thought of my X .... and I have to say, I came up with way more than I could ever imagine!!! 
*imagination is great!!
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