Please answer the following questions
Do you moisturize with Crisco?
Is cocoa your main source of anti-oxidents?
Does "French Manicure" mean white fondant under your nails? Lips..Christmas red?
Beauty mark or rice krispie?
Ever touch up your roots with food color....mmmm?
Have you ever plugged a nail hole with buttercream?
Bought a dog to keep the floor clean?
Scraped frosting off a ceiling fan?
Given the kids bowls of frosting for breakfast just to keep it off your hips?
Gained weight in your sleep?
Read a book or surf CC?
Watch the news or surf CC?
Answer the phone (it's mom!) or surf CC?
Get a headache deciding Gallery or Forums?
BONUS QUESTION
Did you put cake pictures over the school photos!!!!!!!!!!!Ohhhhh!
Did you answer yes to all of the above? no?........LIAR!!!!!
You can't sweet talk me!
Face it....you my friend, are an addict....that's right....say it out loud...
I.....AM......ADDICTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT RESPOND WITH YOUR EXCUSES
Shake that cake dandruff off your shoulders and.....
GET BACK TO WORK! CHASE THOSE DUST BUNNIES!!
WASH YOU CAR! VISIT YOU MOTHER! TAKE US TO 6FLAGGS!
This emergency message has been brought to you from
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY"*
*this is a not so active group also known as the "PITS"
people who don't get IT
**Members are notorious for turning on their own if fed enough sugar and can be bought with your cake money.
BEEP----BEEP----BEEP!!!! Times up!!!
Really that's your oven timer...
get up, get that cake out of the oven and feed that addiction!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!! 
OMG this was way too funny AND sad to say I answered yes to over half of them and found a few tips too. 
BC as Nail hole filler?!!! And it comes in a variety of colors too. My dog LOVES BC and if she was just a little lighter I'd lift her up to clean the ceiling fan. LOL
Thanks this was a great laugh I needed today! 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
So true... we didn't buy the dog to eat the icing... but he makes a wonderful diet-aid... he eats the cake tops so we won't! 
But who knew that cats liked cake batter???? (note to self... never leave cake batter unattended when the cats are awake...)
Funny you should mention about the cake dandruff... just last night, I had to strip icing from my hair. I have NO clue how it got there, but it added to the gray, so it can't stay! LOL
yeah i now have to go and get glasses..eye strain is terrible..i'm new but already need the program..my first step yes i am addicted..boo hoo hoo...8 hours of sleep has now turned into 5 and i don't know why i'm tired..never to tired to bake.hmmmm why?why? why?
when do i get my diploma??? i have learned more in the last 2 months on this sight then i ever did in 12 years of schooling..now to practice,practice, practice all these new skills..i just hope one day i am a 1/4 as talented as most of you that i have seen the work of, on here..you are terrific and i want to thank each and everyone who has answered any of my questions up to this point..i'm sure i will have plenty more..stay strong and be well
oh and happy caking!
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